Rylan and Scott

[Riz]

<b>Banter n’ Stuff</b>

Edith’s gone mad. They’re talking to her after her stint on star pupil with Robbie. She’s in detention *gasp*. Scott believes she’s gotten a bit carried away with the whole school thing. Has she forgotten that she’s famous?! She rakes it in on those Comet adverts, she doesn’t need no grades anymore.

<b> Good B‘ornin… for men</b>

After Callum Bests advert for his new aftershave catches Scott’s eye (gooood b’ornin!), Scott wants to bring out his new ‘smell’. Maybe stale Pino Grigio mixed with body odour…sexy or what. Chappers chips in with his idea of combining it with tinted moisturiser. Ever wanted to smell like Scott? Nows your chance! You can be as orange as him aswell. All we need is teeth whitener. One of the callers claims he can actually make that, he is a lab technician afterall. He says he’ll send it in.

<b>How far would you go?</b>

Scott has someone on the phone telling the nation he went to a Michael Flatley tribute gig (yes that’s right, not even THEE Mivhael Flatley) <I>just</I> so he could cop off with her. But it gets better, at the break, he goes for a stiff drink in the bar to ge him through the night, and after a while of slagging the show off, to his horror, the performers were sitting right behind him. Whoops!

It was Scott’s friend ollie who started all this. He went to see Mary poppins with his girlfriend. He must REALLY like her, cos everyone knows Mary poppins is for gays, girls and children only. And after hearing about this, Juliette emails in. Shes been going out with Steven for 3 weeks and 4 days now, and wants to test him to see how much he loves her and how far he would go. So she calls him up live on air. She asks him two things a man never wants to hear…â€Will you come see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with me?â€â€¦and… “I bought you a lovely pair of dungarees today, will you wear them when we go to the theatre?â€. After hesitantly agreeing to the first, he reluctantly, nd almost needs a bit of a shove to agree to the latter of the two. To finish it all off, she tells him she doesn’t want him to see his best friend martin ever again. He annoys her (she loves him really!). The answer to that being “Ill call you backâ€. I think its safe to say Steven loves Juliette very much! Hed have looked great in those dungarees aswell, what a pity.

<b> BREAKING NEWS:

Scott is officially a hunk a’ burning love</b>

In the New Woman Magazine, Scott is rated number 85 in the sexiest men pole. With moyles at number 98 and Zane Lowe at 76, Scott discovers the radio 1 male djs are on air in order of their hottness. Except Colin of course, although he was number 96 last year, that’s got to count for something. The boy has let himself go (apparently!). You would think number 85 would be something to be proud of, but heres a few people who rated higher: Mika, David Walliams and …wait for it…Harry Potter! Yes, that Daniel Radcliff, the manboy. He did beat Bob Geldof, David Cameron, Richard Madely and the Hoff, so he didn’t do too badly I suppose.

<b>Random Act Of Kindness feat. Gwen Stefani</b>

Tom contacts Scot about his girlfriend Anna. Shes been a bit down in the dumps lately because her gran passed away and shes not sure whether she’ll be getting paid off at work. He wants to do a little something for her to put a smile back on her face. So, since her favourite singer is Gwen Stefani, who better to call her up than Miss Stefani herself! Anna was a bit unsure of whether it really was Gwen at first (well who wouldn’t be!) so Scott buts in and tells her whats goin on. Shes speechless! They have a bit of a chinwag and eventually gwen invites her to a gig she’ll be doing in the UK soon…everyones happy!