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there once was a young lad from norfolk called jono. one day jono was sat at his pc whilst listening to radio 1.

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"wow" exclaimed jono, "this camp guy from southampton is quite funny" as jono was at his computer he decided to search using a search engine via the internet for a fan site for the disk jockey mr scott mills...

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but all jono could find was some rubbish websites containing some porn (whatever that is). jono was not best pleased...

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jono flew into a tantrum and smashed up what objects he had lying around in his room....

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his mother was not happy that he broke the tv. she told him to make his own website. she also told him to stop being a naughty little boy and give her back her massive lipstick he had used to smash his telly with. (yes its obviously a lipstick, duh!)

part 2 coming soon....

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Part two.....

After smashing up his entire room, jono had to go into the centre of norwich and buy a new pc and other essential items for his new website.....

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jono and his crew of identical friends went in and asked the sales assistant what was the best pc? "i need a new pc that i can fit on my tractor and is good enough to let me make my new scott mills website" said jono to the sales assistant. "sure" said the poindexter behind the counter. "here is a fine packard bell pc that is only £999, over priced by at least £500, but it includes this rubbish printer and some useless software that lets you manage your finances" jono was shocked. he didnt have this kind of coinage lying around, he only had enough for 2 gallons of petrol for his tractor and a mars bar. he decided he was going to have to sell the tractor in order to buy the pc. he put his tractor in auto trader and a man called terry wogan came to have a look....

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jono was so concerned that he was ten pence short that he didnt even question why terry wogan was so massive. anyway he went home to see if he could borrow 10p from his mummy...

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at last jono had the £999 so he went back to pc world and purchased the pc that he needed to start his epic voyage into the world of scott mills websites....

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to be continued.....

RRROOOAAARRR!!!!

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Jono got home and began work on his scott mills website. it was such a good website that it proved to be very popular. it attracted other mills fans such as

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also some other random people came along.

one day everyone decided to text into scott mills to see if we could get a mention. scott was annoyed at all the texts so he mentioned the website in hope that it would stop all of his demented fans from texting and emailing him.....

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and all the geeks were delighted!....

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to be continued.....

RRROOOAAARRR!!!!

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    • I think it's great the amount of choice out there right now. I could happily listen to Greg or Jordan in the morning, Going Home or Huw Stephens in the evening, or Scott and Matt and Mollie in afternoons.  Still a few times when I'm channel hopping but maybe that's healthy to check out what's around.  As that research pointed out, Scott is good for minimal distractions. If you want some chaos I dare say it'll be Matt and Mollie offering that.  Plenty of my friends say it's the Radio 1 playlist that puts them off, even if they like the DJs. So Radio 2 is more preferable. 
    • I quite quickly gave up on Scott’s show on R2 as I realised it wasn’t my kind of vibe. I do listen to the Scott Mills weekly to catch up, because I still think Scott is great, but there is just something missing (for example, he played out some clips recently of the old sleep recording app from the R1 days, and didn’t play ‘go and open the window Garry’ - or if he did, it didn’t make it to the podcast.) I don’t see them changing it now or making it any ‘younger’ than it is.   Matt & Mollie in the afternoon is something that I’m really looking forward to. They are such an interesting and funny listen. It has given me a different dilemma though, as 1pm has been the perfect time for me to catch up on the Capital breakfast show and takes me perfectly to the end of my working day, so now I’ll probably have to forego listening to that and stick with R1 for Matt & Mollie. These shows need podcasts because it’s already giving me fomo. 
    • Even for the older Radio 1 listeners (of which there are still quite a few) Scott’s show doesn’t feel quite right.  (That’s nothing on Scott who sounds good but more the station sound and content). Since moving to Capital Breakfast I haven’t been listening to much Radio 1.  I always found the shows outside of Breakfast and Drive more wallpaper due to my working day and the show content of RMC and Dean and Vicky so Capital is just background noise to me after enjoying Breakfast.
    • I love Scott but if you're a 20 or 30 something that enjoyed his last few years of Radio 1 the Radio 2 show just doesn't translate. Stars from Neighbours or 90s singers just aren't my cup of tea and I can't get enthused about some has been at Radio 2 in the Park or some country music countdown.  Until that changes I will probably more likely listen to Matt and Mollie.  The Steve Wright fans think Radio 2 has turned into Radio 1 but it has a long way to go to win over the older R1 audience. 
    • Radio 2 brought in Scott to bring the afternoon audience age down, but I feel with Matt and Mollie replacing Dean and Vicky they're going to be competing for a similar audience. Will Scott's show evolve to bring in more listeners or do you think they will be comfortable with the audience they currently have?
    • Yes I'm the same with 6Music. Huw Stephens offers something different. 
    • They are an answer. I do listen to 6 Music quite a bit but kind of feel like it isn’t for me unlike the New Music Fix Daily, Huw Stephens who I’d happily listen to. Think it’s a generational thing and music preference. But it’s like how 1 Xtra cut down Snoochie Shy’s nightly show to just Monday and with Wednesday and Thursday with just playlist programme. I just miss the days of having more choice of that time of night.
    • Practically speaking, Riley & Coe on 6Music is the answer to that problem - but I get your overall point.
    • Yes and thats the huge selling point after 6pm as always has been in the evening. As when I started listening to radio 1 about eleven twelve years ago its the station that got me into music new and familiar artists and bands. I think the issue with a lot of the new music shows being crammed in length of the shows and not all is live there’s less chance for a presenter to tell you about the band or artist or have the impression of chatting to the listener by reading out texts and emails or including voice notes. I’m really enjoying Jack Saunders’ new music show as thats how you do a show like that on Radio 1 good mix of genres but from 10pm onwards you don’t have the presenter chatting to the listener or that live feel as sometimes you need at that time.
    • Given one of yesterday’s ‘bangers’ was Noah Kahan’s Stick Season, I doubt it.
    • No chart show on the 24th May because of Big Weekend.
    • How has it been working early mornings as a parent, Chris? Is it harder to juggle than the 1-4 slot?
    • I still think Dua Lipa could make the line-up. She's in the Live Lounge soon. Would be a scoop if they had two of the key Glastonbury performers.
    • Is the three bangers after nine idea meant to compete with Ten Minute Takeover? 
    • Connor Coates is in for Charlie Hedges on Saturday 18th May. Kerrie Cosh is in for Jess on Sunday 19th May.
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