Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Ema]

Where's your devotion!

I guess Trisha isn't especially coming in to the show today? Budget won't go that far?

I have to go to Newcastle today..and shop.

Aw It would have been good to have Trisha in.

[Jono]

I see Chappers as the new Trisha. We just need to give him hair like a bonsai tree

[Ema]

I see Chappers as the new Trisha. We just need to give him hair like a bonsai tree

Yeah,Scott said he could do with a new hair style and that he needs some Product on it too.

[Ema]

I like it how radio1 still think Chris Moyles is around..they've got him as on air on the R1 site.

[Jono]

Silly them...

I want to make some jokes about lie detectors, but I have no idea how they work at all

[Ema]

Silly them...

I want to make some jokes about lie detectors, but I have no idea how they work at all

Oh Corrie! I shall have to watch it.

Lie Detectors,dont they hook you up One Bath Plunger on your head,wires on your feet and arms-i dunno thats what ive seen in Horror films..or is that the electric chair?

[Jono]

Here's a joke then -

"An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".

And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Allright, 8 hamburgers".

And the machine is silent.

The Santa says: "I think...",

BUZZZZZZ goes the machine."

There goes the tumbleweed.

[Ema]

Did anyone catch that Jingle?Ill use LA to write it down..

[Jono]

Did anyone catch that Jingle?Ill use LA to write it down..

Strangely enough, no!

[Ema]

Strangely enough, no!

Gahh ok,its too early and i have a headache excuse me for my randomness.

[IrishBaz]

scary scary man with the lie detector *puts duvet over head and hides*

[Ema]

scary scary man with the lie detector *puts duvet over head and hides*

He sounded familiar to me,but scary too.

[IrishBaz]

he sounded a bit like victor meldrew...

[Ema]

John Humphries!

[Jono]

weirdest bath ever... sitting there, not moving, headphones on, silence! gah!

i don't think shep will win now...

[Jono]

I personally think they're over, but he's getting back at her

[Ema]

I dont have any credit to vote

[Jono]

I thought you could vote online?

[Ema]

Aw,thats a nice touch to get Edith Bowmans Mum on newsbeat,Bless!

[Guest JJ]

can i vote for jeremy?

[Ema]

I thought you could vote online?

Ohh can you?Ill go and investigate.

[Jono]

Have they picked the actors in Corrie least likely to be linked to Mike Baldwin? The pub lady, some random kid in the street...

[Ema]

Have they picked the actors in Corrie least likely to be linked to Mike Baldwin? The pub lady, some random kid in the street...

She probs chucked him out once for drinking too much whisky..

Richard Fleeshman(ahh he's hot)cos he lives near to the factory and his mum used to work for Mike.

[Jono]

Richard Fleeshman(ahh he's hot)cos he lives near to the factory and his mum used to work for Mike.

What is this? Tedious Link from Coronation St?

Were all the other actors too busy?

[Ema]

What is this? Tedious Link from Coronation St?

Were all the other actors too busy?

Yeah!They should get Fred Elliot on talking about his Pork Pies-legend.