Pointless Survey
A regular daily segment from Scott Mills' Radio 1 afternoon show, where listeners vote on daft, frivolous questions put to the nation—covering the range of topics the public gets asked to weigh in on, from celebrity smells to kissable goats.
Dave Pearce gets his revenge on Scott with eggs, while the team tackle phrases you really shouldn't use in polite conversation and laugh at another round of Innuendo Bingo. [...]
Eastenders star Patsy Palmer drops by on her way to an early shift to chat about returning to the soap, plus Scott unveils a potential singing discovery and listeners vote on their most despised English words. [...]
Scott and Chappers explore the surprisingly awkward (or oddly comfortable) experience of chatting on the phone while naked in the bath, plus Chappers' vocal talents get an unexpected airing in a Currys electrical store. [...]
Scott presents a pointless survey ranking the sexiest jobs—including the bizarre inclusion of cowboys—and introduces a baffling vintage invention called Mr. Microphone, a cordless FM broadcaster that lets you transmit to car radios from your home. [...]
Radiohead drop in to play a specially devised quiz, Scott and Chappers ring the Chorley Citizen newspaper trying to sell them outrageous stories, and the show explores the burning question: how many five-year-olds could you actually fight? [...]
Scott unveils a genuinely bizarre pointless survey asking listeners if they'd kiss a goat that looked exactly like Britney Spears but still made goat noises—and then measures Fran's chest as the "big boobie cookie lady" continues her quest for bigger breasts through Japanese supplements. [...]
Scott launches his own religious cult after watching a Channel 4 documentary, and the Pointless Survey of the day asks the nation what Britney Spears smells like—with hilariously specific results. [...]
Mika uncovers some unexpectedly risqué items hidden in Jo Whiley's wardrobe, Scott repeatedly denies planting photos of himself in Jo's bedroom, and the American Dial-a-Carol service gets increasingly irritable after being overwhelmed by Radio 1 listeners. [...]
Scott and the team explore a dating website designed for cat lovers to find romantic matches, fielding caller Mrs. X who admits her cats have sabotaged previous relationships, while also running their signature "Pointless Survey" asking the public which celebrity they'd eat on a desert island. [...]
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