The eighth floor

[natalie deakin]

Scott got caught red handed doing something he does quite often. He saw someone outside Radio 1 who he didn’t want to talk to. So Scott pretended he was on the phone and having a conversation (even though there was no one on the other end of the phone). He normally has his phone on silent but today when he was walking past the person pretending to talk on the phone, his phone rang and now he feels bad because the person now knows that Scott is avoiding them.

Scott has no need conversations on the phone when he doesn’t have to at all. When Chappers is at his sport desk in the live lounge, he sees Scott walk through quite often and speaking on the phone.

Chappers said: ‘Are you very rarely on the phone to anybody?’ Scott said: ‘Very rarely.’ Chappers: ‘You git, you rude git.’

Scott pressed the red button last night to watch the My Chemical Romance gig and after the gig Scott’s video podcast came on with his flatmate doing comedy.

Chappers would like an audition to be Joseph on Any Dream Will Do; he would be kind of alright with a loin cloth on. Scott calls it Any Queen Will Do.

<b>Innuendo Bingo</b>

Chris said: ‘right, hard one? Yeah if you like.’ Another one: ‘hey Dom, fancy a bum.’ Debbie McGee said: ‘if you weren’t already known and you were just somebody new coming on my books. I would put you up against the same music video as Rachel.’ And Chris Moyles again, ‘I’d go for the man’s part.’ Coxy said: ‘come play with me.’ Dom on Moyles’ shows: ‘not wishing to probe to deeply Dave.’ Even Zane Lowe has been included, he said: ‘it’s the two lovely ladies who are on with me in the studio tonight.’ Halle Berry said: ‘I can’t tell you how good it makes my insides feel, I wish you could be inside right now and you would actually know.’

<b>Chris Moyles’ Naked Blog</b>

Scott decided to talk about Moyles’ Girls Naked Blog. Rachel, Carrie and Jocelyn off of The Chris Moyles Show are naked. Scott got half way through watching it and had to turn it off. He doesn’t like seeing people naked he works with. Chappers said he’s seen Chris Moyles naked before and he’s quite a cuddly bear. He saw Chris Moyles naked at Euro 2004 when they were swimming.

<b>Chappers’ Mistake</b>

Chappers has made a mistake today and he’s angry about it. Chappers’ little boy is four tomorrow and he wants an England shirt for his birthday. Chappers has bought his son an England shirt with his name and the number 4 on the back. When Chappers went back to the shop he realised that Steven Gerrard wears the number four shirt for England and now his little boy is going to be running around as a scouser. As a Man Utd fan its hell for Chappers but the one who doesn’t speak loves it because he supports Liverpool.

<b>Avril Singing in Different Languages</b>

Someone at Avril Lavigne’s record company has had a brilliant idea. . The idea was to sing the chorus to ‘Girlfriend’ in different languages. Avril sang it in French, Italian, German and Mandarin. Scott doesn’t think Avril spent enough times getting the words right.

<b>Old People Saying Embarrassing Words</b>

Hannah e-mailed in because her dad’s new favourite word is wicked. Laura says wicked every 5 minutes. Scott said when should you stop saying wicked. Chappers would have thumped Scott if he’d been asking him. Paul off of Nottingham says his brother is 42 and always says crucial. Jess got in touch to say her mum is 46 and says well cool. Paul off of Bristol text in to say his dad is 51 and says rad. Chappers says top banana is a wrong phrase for any one to say at any age. Someone’s dad still says bling and he’s nearly 60. Louise off of Kent said her dad is 52 and he answers the phone and always says whassup. Ian said his dad is 68 or 69 and still says yo.

<b>Radio Quizzes</b>

Scott found someone more stupid than yesterday on New Zealand radio. On this quiz the answer is Sunday, so the woman has to work out what the question is. The answer is what day is father’s day? The radio presenter gave her a lot of clues and even gave her the answer. It took the woman ages to work out what the question was.