Summer on Radio 1

[Jono]

<b>Good actual afternoon, it's Thursday and tomorrow it's only bley Friday. Here's a quick run down of yesterday's show...</b>

<B>Celebrity Scissorhands</b>

Down at the headquarters for Celebrity Scissorhands and there's been trauma. Paramedics were almost on site when Scott ended up cutting his hand, as he tried out a 'Mia' haircut on a person from Endemol. They're the big cheese company producing the show. The celebrities have been told they need to ask the people having their haircut to uncross their legs, or they'll end up with a completely different haircut.

<i>Scott: "Now how can Darren Day get away with that...?"</I>

And does that mean you have to ask that with the colonic? What happens if you cross your legs then? In the league table at Celebrity Scissorhands Scott is at the bottom for performance. He argues this is because he's not had a lot of training, as he's one of the few with an actual job.

Meanwhile there's scandal. One of the competitiors on the show fancies him. Although you'd think it might be the bloke from Right Said Fred, it's not him. And it's not even Darren Day. Will we find out tonight, as some of them join Scott at the Chris Moyles Show Karaoke Night? We'll see...

<b>Lovin' a bit of Buckfast...</b>

Remember Buckfast guy from Newsbeat the other day? Well today Scott made a brief call with clips of him, and called a hotel in America. During the call they asked him if he'd speak English, and was even put through to Customer Relations as the first guy didn't understand him.

One girl said her future husband wanted Buckfast at her wedding. Which led Scott to ask if one of the bridesmaids she had was slightly chubby. She admitted one was, and even named her! Scott has a theory that the bride will always pick chubby bridesmaids to make the bride look good. Laura then had a moment of relisation that at the last three weddings she's been bridesmaids, she was probably chosen because of her looks. Aww! We're pretty sure that's not true!

<b>Tanorexia Anonymous</b>

Scott and Chopper were watching a great documentary on BBC One last night. It was about tanorexics, who all felt they were too white. Even though a lot weren't. Chappers thought some of the elderly women were quite similar to Scott. The first woman was similar to Scott as they both hated cold countries when going on holiday, always moved under the sun, and liked it on their body. There was another woman of seventy-two who had optics inside her house, was a big fan of the wine and even fed her dog some too. She sounded slightly disturbing, and Scott reminded listeners not to feed their dogs wine... it's a huge waste.

<b>Psycho Kid strikes again</b>

What has Pyscho Kid done to Ben? Scott keeps ringing him, and yet there's been no reply or any answer. All calls are being diverted to answerphone in true Craig David style.

<b>Also tonight...</b>

A guy was trying to send that El Chombo song out to as many people using Bluetooth on his mobile phone... Scott was pretty excited as his Prime Suspect boxset was being sent out... and the one that doesn't speak and Scott had been discussing how fit the Queen was (back in the day!)