Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

<I>Scott: "Are you excited... are you ready... can't wait? Good, because it's going to be a good show today - 4 till 7pm"</I>

Afternoon! It's Thursday! And I'm Jono. Your friendly reviewer from Unofficial Mills.<center><h3>Scott Mills - Who needs football?</h3></center><b>Something's happening today...</b>

Chappers was live from the actual stadium where England were playing. If we'd caught Chappers a minute or two earlier the team had ran out to Whitney Houston. Chappers could see Posh, Colleen and Cheryl Tweedy from where he was, and has David Garrido sat next to him.

Scott wants to know who'll be joining the 'I'm listening after 5 o'clock club'. A few were, but it's mostly Scotland. It's a bit like Spoony's early doors club I guess - quite exclusive really as there's very few people listening at that time of the morning...

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<I>The masks weren't fooling anyone...</i></center>

Scott used some of Lloyd's facts yesterday, and they seemed really impressed. Lloyd seems to be liking Laura lot! He needs to move in. Lloyd explained what a sub was, and even had an adaptation of The Automatic's Monster. Lloyd was up for answering some questions from the listeners, but wasn't happy that his friends were calling him Mary.

Scott made an emotional plea to his listeners at 5pm, water works and soppy music and everything before finally saying 'ok, fine, it's just me then'. Gay Jason was listening in England, as was most of Scotland. Some keen forum members also e-mailed in today, and got us a nice little mention - we still love him. Many of the listeners came crawling back when they realised the first half was rubbish.

<center><h3>Unofficialmills.co.uk - The home for all things Scott Mills</h3></center><b>You've Been Busted!</b>

Yesterday Scott was talking about compulsive liars who were even prepared to believe it himself. He recorded this with Matt earlier, because he wanted to go watch the football. His friend Alex claimed he went and babysat David Beckham's children and is rather close to David and Victoria. When he was younger he had trials for Manchester United with David, and all of his friends actually believed him. This is where Scott really has to try out his acting skills, posing as 'Alan' a German World Cup reporter in Germany. He didn't really know much about England and was speaking to David Beckham soon. Alex tried to blag his way through the conversation, but then Scott played a trail for the Chris Moyles show, beginning with 'Hi this is David Beckham' and the phone call terminated. A second attempt and the phone went down even quicker. Hmm, you've been busted!

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<I>Alex is apparently babysitting this very minute...</i></center>

Plenty more texts about compulsive liars, including one who claims they auditioned for Baywatch. Imagine that as a Busted - Scott posing as the Hoff! He also thinks Alex's are evil, he sure had it in for them today.

<b>World Cup Widows</b>

And today a girl called Brona was on as a World Cup widow today, as her boyfriend Davie is in the pub. She really needed milk, or so and was pretending to have a baby. She really gave Kat Slater a run for her money. But sadly he wasn't taking any of it, and wasn't going to come home.

And Scott's still looking for Hip Hop Karaoke songs. He's thinking about doing the John Barnes rap. I think it might just be up his street! More about that next week...

A good show today, and rather exclusive to those not interested in the football. Don't forget it's only bley Friday tomorrow, and Scott's got a great selection of Wonder Years (or so he says!) - See you on the forum!