Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Ema]

Alrite treacle?! Its only bley Wednesday and im on fire this week reviewing another show for you guys.<center><h3>Welcome to Unofficial Mills!</h3></center

<b>Shiny Happy People?</b>

Today Scott was in a good mood, Chopper thought it could be something to do with having a new dose of fake tan but Scott got a big mention at his gig last night which he was very proud of. Scott wanted people to call in with what had made them happy today, and callers included -

<li>Kirsty who had just cleared her divorce

<li>A girl who had just got engaged at Lake Windermere

<li>Someone who was in the garden drinking a lot of wine cos of a week off work

<li>A guy who had just been round the back of a shed for the Loo and found a fiver

Then Scott received a call from someone who was having a rubbish day when she went through her boyfriends Myspace and found messages he’d been exchanging with his ex. So what did she do? Well she sent this girl messages pretending to be him telling her that they would have to end the relationship, her boyfriend found out about the messages and now she’s been dumped.

Aswell as getting a big mention about his gig which he was proud of Last night Scott decided to put £10 on a horse but he didn’t have any money so borrowed it off a friend and said he would pay it back. The horse won the race but Scott’s friend kept the £10 and didn’t give him it back, Chopper and Scott were both speculating about how much Scott’s friend owed him much to Scott’s poor racing knowledge.

Chopper then brought up the subject that he had once again entered Scott into another bet where Scott has to predict the scores of a football game and answer questions about the members of the team playing.

<b>Rate My Listener</b>

Today’s Rate my Listener is Gemma off of Cannock go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/ratemylistener/ to rate her happy!

<center><h3>The X Factor</h3></center

<b>Scott on Xtra factor</b>

Unfortunately Scott isn’t going to be able to take Marie out on a date tomorrow night (the girl he pulled in the supermarket with a teddy and James blunt lyrics) because he is going to appear on the Xtra Factor with Vernon Kay and Ben Shepard talking about Chris Moyles’s Performance. So don’t forget to watch it on ITV2 after the show.

<b>Scott's Guillable Mum</b>

Scott and Chopper thought it would be good to set up Scott’s gullible Mum again after succeeding in telling her that Scott had been arrested and that her car was needing repairs that would cost her a lot of money. This time Chopper was posing as a producer for X factor battle of the stars which has various contestants competeting to win for charity such as Gillian McKeith, Nicky Sanderson and Radio 1’s very own Chris Moyles. Chopper informed Scott’s Mum that Chris was Ill tonight and his stand by was Scott and he had agreed to appear instead of Chris. His Mum seemed fine with it until Chopper told her that it was a mother and Son special and if Chris was on him and his Mum were going to sing Sunny and Cher's hit "I’ve got you babe". Chopper said that they would be able to send a car aswell to save her petrol but Scott’s Mum wasn’t too keen about the idea of singing together even though she said she would support Scott in whatever she did. Eventually she got round to the idea and her and Chappers singing can be heard on our show clips part of the forum.

Well that’s it for today’s show don’t forget if you’ve missed it you can go to www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 and listen again or download the best bits from the show clip forum.

Ema x