Tag: Scott Mills
Scott's classic two-restaurant confusion prank, where he calls one takeaway, takes their order, then connects them to a second restaurant on the line — resulting in complete chaos over an aromatic duck that nobody wants to cook. [...]
Laura takes to the streets as a self-appointed social vigilante to tackle a pressing domestic injustice: a 15-year-old boy who's persistently late for his family's six o'clock dinner. [...]
Scott plays a cunning version of the I Love You Game where a caller named Tom tries to get his sister-in-law Claire to say "I love you"—but Claire's been primed in advance to flirt outrageously, leaving Tom convinced she's genuinely coming on to him until the reveal. [...]
A bumper compilation featuring one of the show's most outrageous caller stories — a man who faked his own death to escape an unwanted romantic connection — plus the hugely popular return of Lloyd, the 10-year-old football expert. [...]
Scott confronts a boyfriend who faked being gay to escape a relationship, and the phone lines light up with listeners sharing their own ridiculous breakup excuses — before things get delightfully chaotic on The Takeaway Game. [...]
A classic Mills prank catches someone claiming to be Vernon Kay's brother, while a rejected date story spawns a full song about demanding reimbursement for dinner. [...]
Scott and the team dissect an outrageous American dating story about a man named Darren who demands $50 from his date Joanne after she doesn't call him back — complete with voicemails, threats of legal action, and a restaurant manager getting involved. [...]
Scott orchestrates chaos by getting two rival takeaway shops to take orders from each other, resulting in mounting confusion and a brilliantly tangled phone exchange. [...]
Scott discovers "The Baby Mindreader," a genuinely baffling TV show in which a camp psychic called Derek claims to read the minds of babies to diagnose their emotional and behavioural problems — and the results are hilariously dubious. [...]
Scott and the team play back a selection of Flirt Divert messages left over the weekend, featuring awkward chat-up attempts, failed impressions, and relationship drama — including one caller trying to make up with his girlfriend after an uninvited guest incident. [...]