Tag: dating
Cattle genetics adviser Robin returned with the promised bull catalogue, letting Scott and Chris browse breeding statistics and treat farm matchmaking like a particularly serious dating app. [...]
Scott and Chris imagined Lynette judging global politicians while Newquay prepared for the G7 summit and the quiz tested nursery rhymes adults had somehow forgotten. [...]
Lynette rejected names including OAP-E and OnlyGrans for her proposed exercise podcast before returning to the serious business of swiping through Zofia's Tinder. [...]
Lynette had to cut short her Tinder judging to make a hearing appointment, while a Maya Jama Big Weekend rumour went into Real or No Real and Bangers travelled to Crieff. [...]
Solent University explained why Scott had been given an honorary doctorate, premium listener Lorna developed a crush on the man fixing her Sky box and extra-long Rasputin split the audience. [...]
A routine dog walk became unexpectedly intimate when another owner proposed breeding Teddy with her dog, before Jessie made Teletubbies sound like a deeply unsettling adult television pitch. [...]
Zofia's misreading of “cologne” gave Granny Tinder a new pronunciation to remember, while Lynette judged Italian fashion designer Stefano and celebrated being fully vaccinated. [...]
Some listeners went too hard on their first trip back to the salon and immediately wanted their lifeless roots back, while children's television plots sounded increasingly deranged when described by adults. [...]
Chris preserved door handles for fingerprints and screen-grabbed everyone on his video doorbell as suspects, only for his wife to remember the “stolen” laptop had been taken upstairs. [...]
Lynette received an actual response from the BBC Director-General after lobbying for Chris to appear on Celebrity MasterChef, while Chris admitted he had never smuggled a budgie. [...]