Tag: dating
With Scott on holiday, Chappers takes over the week with a selection of the show's most memorable moments — including the legendary florist robbery prank and the Darren and Joanne email saga that spawned the catchphrase "do the right thing." [...]
Scott and the team play a selection of hilarious messages left on the show's float divert answerphone — a feature where listeners give out a fake number when they want to dodge someone asking for their contact details — and somehow Mis-Teeq appears to be among the callers. [...]
Scott and the team tackle cake competitions, a very drunk woman's first date with teetotal Russell Brand, and an evening at a transvestite club that left everyone confused about who was dancing with whom. [...]
Scott plays back a hilariously earnest homemade cassette tape made by a listener's ex-boyfriend in 2001, complete with romantic declarations, carefully curated love songs — and bewilderingly, "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang. [...]
Scott receives a caller with an embarrassingly relatable dating disaster involving mood lighting, Barry White, and Star Wars, then uses the story as inspiration for an elaborate prank calling a scam email contact. [...]
Scott and the team wage war on a frustrating mail order company by keeping their customer service rep on hold for over four minutes, complete with voice changers and an impersonation of Emeli Sande — then discover a bizarre pattern of listeners whose exes only date girls with specific names. [...]
A show dominated by callers with relationship troubles — specifically about dating overly emotional men — plus a discussion about neighbours using mirrors to spy through windows, and a real news story about people wrapping their TVs in tinfoil to avoid the licence fee. [...]
Scott hosts a guest to help salvage the comedy career of Fraser, a well-meaning but painfully unfunny friend who has decided his life mission is to heal people through laughter—despite bombing spectacularly at the Comedy Store and a new acts night at The Bedford pub. [...]
Scott tells the increasingly bizarre true story of Darren Sherman, a management consultant who wouldn't let a failed first date go—pursuing a woman for $50 with emails, voicemails, threats of legal action, and even calling her employer. [...]

