Scott v Matt and Mollie

[frannyg]

<b>Is Scott a reformed character?</b>

It’s the day after the Brits and lo and behold, Scott isn’t sporting a hangover from hell. Despite having gone to the awards and two after parties, Scott was very proud to tell us that he drank lots of wine (naturally) and loads of water (good boy). Not only did he behave himself all night but went for a run this morning. Is this the new clean(ish) living Scott that we all know and love? How long is it going to last? Should we be running a book?

<b>Wags at the heart of the music industry</b>

Scott had the pleasure of sitting next to a Wag during the ceremony. Not only did she spend the whole time applying her lipstick as the awards were being given out, she also showed a startling knowledge of all the bands and artistes by er… not recognizing any of them. Luckily Scott was on hand to help guide her through the cream of British music.

<b>More from the Brits</b>

Other Brits gossip includes Liam having stolen Blanche from Corrie’s sunglasses. We hope he asked her first. Also, we heard about Stephen Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith showing diplomacy of UN proportions as far as the new cover of his original 'Walk this Way' in aid of Comic Relief was played to him. "It's for charity," he mused.

Rather worryingly, Chappers mentioned that he thought that Stephen’s long hair and make up could easily confuse "a heterosexual man" after a few pints of ale. Scott wondered whether Chappers was trying to tell us something. Does he actually fancy Stephen? Could this be the start of something beautiful? Watch this space....

Scott also managed to lose his trousers. Unfortunately there was nothing suspect about this; he’d had to change into his suit and had left his clothes in a bag in the Radio 1 studio on site. His bag had then gone AWOL - but only temporarily. They’ve been located and both owner and said trousers have been emotionally reunited.

<b>Mums Matchmaking Inc</b>

Gemma rang in. She’d gone for what she thought would be a nice gals-night-out-drink with her mum the previous evening. When her mum kept disappearing, Gemma found out to her horror, that she'd collared some men drinking at the other side of the pub in order to get Gemma a date. She’d even left a mobile phone number so they could call over the next few days. Gemma had never been so embarrassed in life. Mum thinks that her matchmaking is nothing short of proactive but Scott and Chappers agree with Gemma thinks that mum’s behaviour is just wrong. Really wrong!

But she’s not alone. The next caller told us that her mum would go searching the pubs trying to find her three daughters husbands. Carrying a photo of all three of her offspring, mum thought nothing of giving out her daughter’s number to any young man she thought could be a good husband in-the-making. A well intentioned strategy perhaps - but clearly not right.

The next call came from Kristen, who told us about an evening she'd had with her mum in Las Vegas. They'd been having a drink in a Kyote Ugly stylee joint and after a few, Kristen had jumped up on to the bar to shake her booty. Dancing away, suddenly someone shouted at her "great pair of boobs" at which point everyone startied clapping - even to Kristen's horror - her mum. Eughhh!

Scott now wants to do the show from the same bar in Vegas. It appears however that Kyote Ugly type establishments are springing up everywhere. From Derby and Mansfield to Stevenage, he might be finding himself slightly closer to home.

<b>Lube Anyone?</b>

It's the gang's favourite TV show - BBC 3's Wedding Stories. The couple of the week had to be Peter and Carlton, a gay couple getting hitched in a civil ceremony. All was going to plan, until it came to the time to exchange rings. You'd hope that the rings had been fitted prior to the service, but for Peter and Carlton, it seemed not to have been the case. So what do you do if a ring doesn't fit? Simple. Just ask (quite loudly) if anyone has any lube. Yes. Lube. That's LUBE. At a wedding. Exactly the place you'd take your lube if you had any. Keys? Check. Wallet? Check. Lube?...... We've yet to find out what happened next, but you can rest assured we're all holding our breath.