Scott Mills
Every write-up and feature centred on Scott Mills, from his Radio 1 afternoon show with Chris Stark through his Radio 2 afternoon slot to the Radio 2 Breakfast Show, covering games, pranks, interviews and daily goings-on across the years.
A listener thought he had met John Simm in a motorway-services toilet while Greg James attempted a 100-metre sprint against Usain Bolt’s impossible benchmark. [...]
The A-Team’s Dirk Benedict was persuaded to ring Radio 1 listeners with a knock-knock joke while Chappers supplied another collection of terrible sports gags. [...]
Scott discovered his mum still owned a Peter Powell keep-fit recording and the team followed its instructions while wondering whether Peter had really been doing the exercises himself. [...]
A glamorous lollipop lady inspired Scott to imagine Celebrity Lollipop Lady while Beccy’s Classifieds offered a handshake supposedly preserved from Britney Spears. [...]
Katy Brand arrived with a new series of her Big Ass Show while Scott became fascinated by a garage where almost every mechanic appeared to be called Steve. [...]
Jono’s 20th birthday brought Unofficial Mills onto the show as old clips exposed Scott’s much posher early-radio voice and some unfortunate stories about his childhood fish. [...]
Scott reflects on taking his maths GCSE exam live on air with the team, while emotional listener Ellie Barry from Cirencester bids farewell to her surname on the eve of her wedding — complete with a parody of Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road." [...]
Scott is caught red-handed pretending to be on a phone call in a pub toilet, leading to a hilarious new quiz. Plus, an American newsreader gets uncomfortably theatrical while reading out explicit text messages between Detroit's mayor and his chief of staff. [...]
Scott speaks to Tom, the star of the previous night's Come Dine With Me, who worried he'd come across badly on camera — and then Chappers quizzes him on Serbian phrases ahead of Scott's Eurovision trip, plus another round of Barryoke. [...]
Scott is baffled by his cleaner's behaviour and enlists the team's help to decode what her body language might mean — a conversation that quickly spirals into increasingly absurd analysis of where her legs were pointing. [...]