So Chappers isn't here today, he's conveniently took the day off. But as they say, the show must go on. The lack of Chappers could be a possible reason for a rather quiet show tonight, so sorry if my review is a bit short today!
So last night Scott wanted us to count the number of ‘at the end of the days’ on Big Brother. And just Scott's luck, there was only one and that was Science. Yes, I counted.
Colourblind
The guy who rang the international Flirt Divert number and sung that cringey song received a phone call from Scott today. His name was Steven, and isn't Darius. He was given the Flirt Divert number by a girl called Sarah in Magaluff.
Rate Them Happy
Today's Rate My Swimwear person is Adam, 23, working in America selling hotels. In the photograph he was in Havasu, Colorado. There was a lady in the thong in the background, but the team had cropped it. He has an American accent going on. His ideal woman would be Cameron Diaz. Click_here_to_rate_him_happy. During the show he was rated average. Scott reckons there's a catalogue pose going on there, although I think he's blatantly just forgotten to look at the camera in time.
Scott: If it was rate my mid-atlantic accent I think he'd be buff or g'mornin'
Scott had Adam's best mate, Ainsley, on the line. According to Ainsley he 'drinks like a girl' and his nickname is something like 'Spaffy'. As for a crying incident, he was on 'Boys and Girls' with Vernon Kay (let's not talk about that) and when he was evicted from the house he cried his eyes out. He must have forgotten about that…
Yesterday's Rate My Swimwear Person – Sassy from Grimsby, a dinner lady, was rated minging. Quite harsh really, but that's the way you've voted!
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be…
On Friday the 'fantastic five' weekday DJs will be participating in Radio 1's Stars in their Eyes alongside their co-presenters with Cat Deely judging. This is because Colin's on the actual show on Saturday night.
Colin Murray was in to reveal the song is 'I know him so well' by Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson. Scott has already nominated himself to be Elaine, leaving Chappers to be Barbara when he returns. Ah yes, and I'm sure the target audience will all know who these people are?
So here's the line-up:
Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave Go West, Pet Shop Boys
Jo Whiley and James King Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta, Grease
Edith Bowman Jay-Z, 99 Problems
Colin Murray Performing in the Live Lounge on Jo's show
Scott Mills and Chappers Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson, I know him so well
You Choose the Music
Tonight, anything apart from a Rosie Ribbons record – as that's rated 'R' for Rubbish. Tonight we had a girl reading Harry Potter (argh) which led to a lot of Harry Potter discussion and one lady who has a problem with the James Blunt lyrics.
The Most Wanted track for tonight was U2's City of Blinding Lights.
Star Phone
Scott had some rather freakish guy on the line who wanted the Star Phone number. But Scott wouldn't let him have it, but would allow the guy to speak to whoever answers. Technically nobody answered, it was just a load of noises, and presumably it was in her pocket. She could have been on a horse like yesterday’s Your Caller or that could be her answerphone message.
Introducing Girls Aloud…
Scott had a special prize to giveaway today – the chance to introduce Girls Aloud at Big Gay Out 2005 (or at least 'help introduce'). Scott had six tickets to giveaway to someone. This gave Scott a good excuse to use the 'Camp Man' music for the Big Gay Out feature. Scott'll reveal how you can win these tickets on tomorrow's show. According to Scott 'helping to introduce' Girls Aloud means you can say everything but the last bit where they say Girls Aloud all dramatically…
On Thursday's Scott Mills Show
'You've Been Busted' with a girl who went out with a guy about six years ago. Good of her to finally get round to doing something about whatever her problem might be then! Could it be Colin Farrell and his ex-girlfriend who made that dodgy video?
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