Tag: Scott Mills
A routine dog walk became unexpectedly intimate when another owner proposed breeding Teddy with her dog, before Jessie made Teletubbies sound like a deeply unsettling adult television pitch. [...]
Zofia's misreading of “cologne” gave Granny Tinder a new pronunciation to remember, while Lynette judged Italian fashion designer Stefano and celebrated being fully vaccinated. [...]
Peppa's short temper, muddy puddles and unlikely animal friendships sounded much stranger when stripped of the children's-TV framing, while Pitbull or Shakespeare and The Who Game returned. [...]
Some listeners went too hard on their first trip back to the salon and immediately wanted their lifeless roots back, while children's television plots sounded increasingly deranged when described by adults. [...]
With English pubs about to reopen outdoors, Chris performed a heartfelt poem to the Great British pub while Scott and listeners remembered the long-lost chaos of Innuendo Bingo. [...]
TikTok's Ollie Ball and Jacob reviewed the smell of teenage changing rooms, while listeners persuaded Chris that the foot he injured playing football probably needed professional attention. [...]
TikTok saxophonist Evan Jacobson rebuilt Dua Lipa and Stormzy with unnecessary brass while Chris prepared for his first football match in months and worried he might immediately injure himself. [...]
Chris preserved door handles for fingerprints and screen-grabbed everyone on his video doorbell as suspects, only for his wife to remember the “stolen” laptop had been taken upstairs. [...]
Joel Corry and RAYE were forced to critique themselves while the adrenaline was still fresh, as Scott also wondered whether Bruno Mars had become a parody of Bruno Mars. [...]
Emma's apparent Tom Hanks encounter fell apart under questioning, while Chris gave Scott a bath board engraved with Tyrone Mings' “relax” and the show found somebody even more obsessed with extra brass. [...]