Tag: relationships
Jade’s ten-hash-brown breakfast helped convince Scott and Chris she was the one genuinely suffering after her work Christmas party — and they were right. [...]
A discussion of private relationship habits escalated until listeners confessed to games involving noses, bodily functions and eating each other's bogeys. [...]
Anne-Marie added “you blert”, “you radgie” and “you squinny” to her vocabulary as listeners translated “you mug” into regional insults. [...]
A list found in a second-hand car demanded that a boyfriend avoid girls on social media, submit to phone checks and ask “how high?” when told to jump. [...]
Rebecca admitted she had convinced an ex-boyfriend she knew Hayley Williams, even getting a friend to send fake messages, before Scott unexpectedly put her on with Nick Grimshaw. [...]
Scott and Chris discovered they might need more than 17,000 jokes to survive Radio 1’s 24-hour Comic Relief LOLathon. [...]
Ben gets another chance with Erin and asks which ice cream or lollipop best represents her personality. [...]
A completely unexpected ex appears
One of Scott's former partners appears in an advert for a major phone, television and broadband company. There is no hostility between them, but seeing an ex unexpectedly on television and Facebook feels stranger than meeting them in a shopping centre.
Listeners immediately try to identify the man, forcing Scott to rule out several advertising faces without narrowing the answer too far. He is more interested in other curveball sightings: exes appearing on Take [...]
Student unions enter the charts
After revisiting Loughborough Students' Union's version of Five's “Keep On Movin'”, Scott and Chris discover that Teesside University has produced something even more ambitious. Its elected officers promote union services while introducing themselves individually over a specially written song.
Vice-presidents Georgina, Adam and Aimee deliver lines about welfare, education and activities with varying relationships to the original tune. Chris is due to DJ at Teessid [...]
Max appears on a left buttock
A photograph spreads online of a hairy bottom carrying Max Branning's face, the words “Max Branning” and his phrase “I can't help myself”. Scott reaches Jake Wood, who learned about it when the tattooed man's sister sent him the image.
Jake has never met the owner and was not asked for permission. He describes a mixture of pride and mild disgust, jokes that the surrounding hair improves his own hairline and accepts that the left buttock was probably the correct loca [...]