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[natalie deakin]

<b>Alright Treacle?! It’s Only Bley Wednesday – nearly the weekend.</b>

<I>Scott: ‘Hello Chopper’

Chopper: ‘How you doin?’

Scott: ‘What’s the first thing you noticed about me today?’</i>

Chappers had a few guesses as to what it might be. First he said Scott was looking quite flush – because he was looking a bit red at the moment – think it was meant to be brown. Next he thought Scott had dyed his hair browner. After Chappers’ guesses, Scott gave a little hint by saying ‘you were thinking all along – isn’t your hair looking straight. Scott has had his hair chemically relaxed – Chappers didn’t have a clue what Scott was on about. So Scott had to do a bit of explaining ‘they put stuff on his hair and it makes your hair really straight’ – it was last between two to three months. Chappers thought chemically relaxed was a posh way of saying ‘you’ve had your hair washed’. Scott’s reason for having his hair relaxed was because it goes really curly and he hates it – it’s like an afro. He had to sit under a big hair dryer like old ladies do. After the hair discussion Scott and Chappers decided to have a little argument – including about tanning.

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<b>The Great American Phone Book</b>

Scott says it a good job they never do the game live – Chappers did agree on this. Chappers thinks word might have got around America that if you have a rude name not to answer the phone because it’s proving hard to hold of anybody. Scott thinks the game needs a snappier title. Chappers rang up one person – there was a man called ‘Ben D. Wanger’. The next man was called ‘Harry Minge’. The game this afternoon proved to be quite hazardous because someone dropped a pan of hot boiling water, another person fell off a ladder, some nearly crashed their cars and some literally wet themselves. Scott doesn’t know if they’ll ever be able to top that last name.

<b>Just a Text from Heaven – Pet Special</b>

Craig rang up Scott because he wanted to be on the pet special next week. He’s trying to contact his pet goldfish from beyond the grave – the fish is from his childhood. The fish is called Goldie and it passed away nearly ten years ago. Craig wanted to know if his fish was a Celtic or Rangers supporter. Craig would like if his fish had of been a Celtic supporter. Chappers got an idea from all of this that could make them a bit of money if they tried it. They could collect all the missing pet posters – get the medium to tell them where the pets are and then they collect the reward.

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<b>Special Guest</b>

On Friday’s show there will be a special guest coming in. Scott thinks it will be a massive shock to everyone. The special guest is David Hasselhoff – Scott is very excited. Tonight Scott is going to actually get to meet The Hoff because Scott’s going to get the crowd whooped up at the UK premiere of Click at Leicester Square. Scott will be announcing the stars as they arrive.

If anyone wants to see the UK premiere of Click and maybe catch a glimpse of Scott on it – it’s on at 1:40pm on ITV on Saturday.

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<b>Sleepwalking</b>

Scott received a text from someone and called them back. Lee had his mate over to stay last night. His mate disappeared from his bed at three in the morning – Lee woke up to find his mate had been sleepwalking. His mate sleepwalked out of the first floor window, through the conservatory roof and onto the couch and he didn’t wake up once. All he ended up with was one or two bruises. The last time he did a bit of sleepwalking – he was in the living room, he mistook the kitchen door for the bathroom door and weed in Lee’s mums handbag.

Scott returns at 4pm tomorrow, with his special guest - The Hoff.