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Sorry for the so late review! Because it is so late I will make this:

<center><h3>Unofficial Mills Reviewers - Only TES is slow!...</h3></center><b><i>Scott Mills - He don't like tits!</b></i>

Chris Moyles had recorded another advert about Scott in Germany. The only line it said was: "Scott Mills - He's not a gay lord, hes a disc jokey, He's spinning the hits, Don't like the tits" I think thats true don't you? Come and clip the infamous clip now in Daily Downloads on the forum!

<b><i>Chappers Song Titles</b></i>

Scott had brought up the Britney Spears Song Titles request to be said on ITV4's World Cuppa discussion since the last time I reviewed a show (last Wednesday) It was soon found out that Chappers had totally forgotten about it, so Scott had a go at him and told him to do it tonight!

<b><i>Just a Text from Heaven</b></i>

Remember yesterday? Laura was going in to business with her friend Keith the medium (like Derek Achorah!) It was thought that you shouldn't really go into business with people called Keith but Laura remained admiant. If you want somebody to talk to a dead body you can text Keith to ask the person a question and then he will text back the answer. Many people on the text and emails were likeing the new proposed service but Scott couldn't ask if it was a con...

<b><i>Lloyd - Football</b></i>

It's Lloyd time again and the first part of chat was about him talking to Paris Hilton yesterday, scroll down to see what happened. Lloyd then started on about what had been happening the night before and what was gonig to happen match wise this night. But he was more intersted in reading a short poem out about Paris:

"I came out of school and out of care to talk to Paris, that was rare!

I was told she had long blonde hair, she has a dog the size of ?,

I'm not so sure who she really is, a Big Brother contenstant or on the showbiz!"

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<i>Paris is the one with sense.... hmmmm...</i></center>

<b><i>Paris Hilton</b></i>

The interview didn't start great because she had been out during the weekend with James Blunt, she said it was Jet Lag at 1:30pm in the morning, but Scott said he couldn't understand why anyone would like to go out clubbing with James. She said she was a fan of James Blunt, Coldplay and The Strokes... horray! Before the interview, the paparazzi had followed her everywhere every during lunch, the wierdest place was in the middle of nowhere in Mexico.

<b>Scott then had some statements about her:</b>

1. She had refused to go on a flight because one of her people forgot to pack the pill, that was False.

2. How many people do you have? Paris didn't even know how many in different aspects. It's so large!

3. She had parked her helicopter in the middle of a German farm to use the restroom. That was so false!

4. What the most kind of Paris thing that you have done? It was when she was in Vegas she decided to buy a group of 6 animals and she tried to bring them on her flight back but she had to drive all the way home from Vegas with them all in a limo with her...

<b>Then onto music...</b>

Paris had got into music when she was playing Piano when she was a young child and wasn't worried that people may not take her seriously because of the kind of person she was. She also wanted to work with Gnarls Barkley.

<b>And then Scott told her about Laura dressing up as her last year...</b>

Scott didn't know how it would work but it worked well and Paris had commented well on the clothes and the dog but the accent needed a bit of work. But then it all went very Hilary Duff like with Laura saying that she really liked her etc. Also Paris apparently thinks Laura's very hot!

<b>Now to Lloyds Questions...</b>

1st question was does she fancy short ginger people with glasses... answer was a good yes they're hot! Paris also said that she liked Lloyds accent! She's also supporting England in the World Cup and Tinkllebell the dog wasn't allowed to come over to the UK and finally she was invited to Lloyds school 600th birthday party... the 6th formers would love to see her...

<b>And Finally...</b>

To round the whole lot of Scott made a little spoof of what Laura would be thinking about tonight... Listen to it in the forum!

Sorry again about the delay but here the review is! Don't forget to get your fresh hot clips from the daily downloads forum! Today's was made by DC!

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