natalie deakin

i thought dick and dom were really funny this morning

<b>Afternoon Banter</b> Jake rang up because he wanted to hear Scott and Laura’s version of Breaking Free because it makes him feel warm and fuzzy. Scott will never play Breaking Free again and is trying to forget it and put it in the past. There was also a man on a crane quite high up and said if they don’t play Breaking Free, then he would do something silly. Still Scott wasn’t going to play it. Danny off of Nuneaton went on holiday to Benidorm last weekend and noticed something whilst visiting the gents. He sent Scott some pictures of condoms called ‘Actual Condoms’. Chappers wanted to know if the condoms tanned you while you’re wearing them. Kelly on ‘Your Call’ wanted to hear ‘The Feeling – Rose’ for everyone on Unofficial Mills. Claire off of Liverpool wanted to hear Scott and Laura’s version of Breaking Free. Scott worked out it was Edith Bowman. <b>The Harry Hill Collar Saga Continues</b> Yesterday Chappers managed to upset Georgie Thompson off of Sky News. Chappers e-mailed his friend Jonesie saying Georgie looked like Harry Hill. Georgie read Joneses’ computer screen at the same time and took great offence. Chappers tried to make amends and Scott got as many people as possible to text and e-mail in Sky Sports News saying she looked like Harry Hill. Today Georgie was wearing a vest top and jacket. Last night Chappers got a text off of Jonesie saying they got 4000 e-mails by 7pm. Scott took the liberty of making it all better and rang Georgie pretending to be Heinz from Poetry Direct and thinks he’s smoothed things over and everything will be fine. Then came the poem he read to Georgie over the phone, she knew it was Scott. The poem went: Georgie Georgie Georgie, oh how I love you still even though yesterday you looked a bit like Harry Hill. But that’s nothing to be ashamed of he’s a very funny guy and these collars you were wearing could even help you fly. Oh Georgie Georgie Georgie I really am afraid that you have been offended but I love your badger parade. I didn’t mean to hurt you or for you to be defamed. I really must a sure you I think you’re great on You’ve Been framed. Georgie Georgie Georgie I hate to be so blunt and I know you’re probably thinking I’m a really stupid idiot. But Georgie Georgie Georgie oh how I love you still even though you must admit you do look a bit like Harry Hill. Georgie asked if the poem was from Chappers and Scott said yes. Scott thinks Georgie sounds like a career woman and a power dresser and no one stands in her way. Chappers thinks Scott has made things worse with the poem. <b>Half-Time Entertainment</b> Yesterday in the sports news Chappers mentioned that Bonnie Tyler was doing the half-time entertainment in the West Ham/Liverpool match last night. And last night she did the half-time entertainment and said it was so loud it drowned out the half-time punditry. The one who doesn’t speak is a massive fan of Liverpool and some of his mates were at the match last night. Liverpool did a super goal in the first 10 seconds of the second half and his mates missed because they were in the bar avoiding the Bonnie Tyler cabaret. Dave rang up to say he went to the South end United match earlier on in the season and the pre-match entertainment was Chico. Someone text in saying Gillingham had Rik Waller as entertainment at the football match. <I>Scott said: ‘I might start going to football matches and everything.’</I> Only if they get better half-time entertainment. Chappers was astonished at the football knowledge he was hearing from Scott. Scott knows who’s been playing, times of goals and everything. <b>Scott on Myspace</b> There are a lot of mardy people on Myspace with Scott again at the moment. This happened a few months ago. Scott isn’t good at admin or at going thorough and excepting people’s friend’s requests. Loads of people are offended with Scott because he hasn’t added them as friends. <b>Toyboys and Desperate Housewives</b> John is concerned about how old his girlfriend is. He is 22 and he thinks she might be 40 or 42 and they’ve been going out for two weeks. So John is her toyboy. He met his girlfriend when he was doing work at her house. Chappers said he could find out his girlfriends age by asking her what she did when England won the World Cup in 1966. After Chappers had an idea that they could provide a service for the listeners. If they’re posh girls without horses they could find them a horse. And for the male listeners they could find them a bored housewife. Anne is 46 and would like a man who looks like Wentworth Miller. <b>Scott’s Upset with Jo Whiley</b> Scott is upset with Jo. When he got to Radio 1 today on his desk there was a teddy bear with a balloon attached saying ‘I Love You’. Jo brushed past him and <I>said: ‘It’s for you, from me and you’re going to get something everyday until Valentine’s Day cos I love you so much.’</I> Scott was really touched, but the teddy bear wasn’t from Jo. He found out it was from a company that just send them in.

<b>Afternoon Banter</b> Scott was slightly concerned yesterday that Westwood was losing his ghetto edge, because of the sound clips he’s done. Now Scott wanted to know if anybody has downloaded the clips. He did have something that we might want as a message alert. On Newsbeat at 12:45pm George said not my penis, not my responsibility. Chappers thinks people would want George as a message alert instead of Westwood. George did some explaining about ‘not my penis, not my responsibility.’ The story was about girls being too embarrassed to take condoms out with them – and she read some texts out and that was one of them. Scott said that every one had one hot teacher at school. He couldn’t remember the hot teacher he liked at Crestwood. The teacher taught English in the first year that Scott was there. <b>Apprentice Hairdressers</b> Scott badly needs a haircut at the moment because it’s starting to go curly. He needs it cut and straightened and his hair stays straight for 2 to 3 months. Scott phoned up his hairdresser to book an appointment. The only person available to do his hair was the apprentice, so Scott left it. Laura once got her hair cut by an apprentice and they really mucked it up big style. Rachel off of Dorset rang up to say that considering Andy Murray let Scott cut his hair, then Scott should have his hair cut by an apprentice. <b>Scott’s Textile Rant</b> This all started when he rang the winner of Star Pupil. She mentioned she got out of most of her textiles lesson. Scott said he used to hate textiles and it was rubbish. A lot of annoyed textile teachers text in and one said ‘I teach textiles and they will now tell me tomorrow that Scott thinks its cr*p. Someone else is doing a degree in textiles, Scott thinks it’s a Mickey Mouse degree and he offended a lot of people who do textiles. Stephanie off of Cardiff rang up to say she wasn’t very happy with Scott, she does a contemporary textiles degree and it’s not a Mickey Mouse course. Stephanie does Monday – Friday 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Scott got told that the clothes he wears are mostly designed by textile or fashion designers. <I>Scott said: ‘I feel like I should apologise to all the people that I’ve offended this afternoon because having never been to university, I don’t know what hard work it is, so sorry.’</I> <b>Scott’s Fragrance</b> Scott was in Boots paying for her shower gel and there was a big advert with a picture of Callum Best on it advertising his new fragrance Callum. Scott thinks it would smell of sweat. There’s a gap in the market now that Jade’s perfume has been swept off of the shelves. <I> Scott said: ‘Treacle for men.’</I> A lot of people are interested in Scott’s scent. Another name for Scott’s fragrance is ‘Good Morning for men.’ The advert would be in black and white, with Scott on a bed with linen sheets, on a beach or on a banana boat. The fragrance could be unisex. It would smell like stale Pinot Grigio and some slight body odour. Chappers had an idea that when you squirt it you could get a tan as well. <b>The Honesty Game</b> Colin Murray joined Scott, Chappers and Laura for The Honesty Game. Laura off Leicester wanted to know if they’ve ever told a singer their music is cr*p. Colin said he tells singers all the time, Chappers said he’s completely two faced with everybody and Scott once told Whigfield she was rubbish. Someone else wanted to know what is the strangest place you’ve ever got it on with someone. Scott said Junction 15, M4. Chappers was in a bush by Scarborough beach and Colin in a disused mine field. Laura got it on with one of her friends in their mum and dad’s shed in York. Richard Smith wanted to know if any of the team ever had an erotic thought about a cartoon character. Colin had an erotic thought about Louis off of Family Guy and Velma off of Scooby Doo. Chappers has never had an erotic thought about a cartoon character. Scott said Captain Caveman. Someone wanted to know how long: Colin said 7.8 inches, Chappers said long enough and Scott said 8 inches.

i like the poster

we had a bit of snow in stoke on trent

<b>Afternoon Banter</b> Scott is back after two days off with man flu. He wanted to know what the difference was between man flu and actual flu. A lot of the men said that man flu is a terrible disease and he’s lucky to be alive – Chappers agreed as well. Someone else said man flu is ten times worse than any other flu that females might get and therefore men demand then times more attention and support. We found out that Scott finally changed his sheets – he changed them twice. And he didn’t skive off to avoid the late night edition of ‘The Honesty Game’ on Colin Murray’s show. Scott said it was like a period drama around his house, like where they have six doctors around you mopping your brow. Dave Pearce still hasn’t got back to Chappers. This was all over the ‘Text Roulette’ game. Chappers thinks the whole thing was a rouse and dreamt up by Scott, so he would send something abusive in text form to Dave Pearce. <I>Scott said: ‘Yes’.</I> Chappers text the most offensive phrase in the English language today. At the BBC there is a table that ranks swear words and they move up and down the table depending what number they are. At the moment the three swear words that Scott got Chappers to put in his message to Dave Pearce are in the top three positions of the BBC Swear Chart. <b>Complaints</b> This idea of Scott’s all started when he was on about Big Brother. People reckon that if everyone complains, everyone’s going to want to watch it, and there now going to get an extra one million viewers. Scott’s idea is that if they do something to make people really complain on the show and everyone complained, they could get a million more new listeners. Leanne off of Leicester has complained about the show several times. Quite a few people have complained about Scott for years and he hasn’t even done anything wrong. People were texting their complaint to the Radio 1 number. The complaint only goes to Scott and nothing’s done. So far the only people complaining are people saying ‘that they’ve absolutely done nothing offensive so far on the show.’ Dom rang up with a complaint about the Bisto advert. When Scott played the Bisto advert his mum cried as well at the crocodile bit. <Trying to Make Laura Cry</b> Last night Laura watched a DVD because James wasn’t in. She watched the film ‘Beaches’, Laura watches it about three or four times a year, she used to watch the film more regularly than she does now. ‘Beaches’ is quite a camp movie and is quite old now and Bette Midler is in it. The film is about two best friends who grew up together and then one of them dies of cancer – and it’s quite sad. Every time she watches the film she cries quite a lot. Laura watches it to make herself cry or she used to before James came along. She has a theory that it’s quite good for you to have a cry every now and again. Back in the day before bJ (before James) Scott used to get texts nearly every other weekend going ‘I think I’ll just watch Beaches and stay in.’ In the studio Scott had a clip of Beaches for her to watch to see if she cried. Laura was just about ready to cry when Chappers ruined it by laughing and then made Laura laugh. He apologised – but I don’t think he meant it. Caroline rang up to say she loves the film and it makes her cry every time. ‘A Little Princess’ a children’s movie also make Laura’s laugh. Scott had another go at trying to make Laura cry. This time Chappers put his hood up and turned away from Laura. Scott played the Bisto advert and she cried. It was the bit where the little boy says my painting of a crocodile. Chappers said Laura was one of the weirdest people he’s ever met in his life. People on the text think maybe Laura is getting a little bit broody and that’s why the crocodile part made her cry. Laura bought a book in Radio 1 – it was called ‘The Contented Little Baby Book of Names’, she found the book upstairs. Scott’s noticed that Laura has started to knit. Laura is knitting a mouse and next a pair of bootees. Scott and Chappers think there’s something Laura isn’t telling them. Scott wants to know if they can do a test live on air and then they can read the results out – he doesn’t know what the test involves. Chappers explained to Scott that the girl has to wee on to a plastic box and then if you’re pregnant it comes up with a blue line or cross. Scott thought Chappers was winding him up. <b>Scott’s New Programmes</b> Tuesday night Scott discovered Shameless. He’s only missed the first three series of it. Scott is going to borrow the DVDs off Chappers. Also, he’s started watching Baby Borrowers on BBC Three. <b>Stuart the Bread Guy</b> Stuart got a new job at his local industrial estate working in an office. The company he worked for makes pressure cookers. Stuart got sacked from the job after four and a half days at work and was given an appraisal. The two comments on there were: failure to complete required working hours; he would leave work fifteen minutes early. The second comment was that he takes extended cigarette breaks; he smokes a pipe which turns his extended break into 25 minutes. He set the fire alarms off and had to leave the building with his Indian head massager still on his head. Stuart might try and claim un-wrongful dismissal. <a href="http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/sound/recent_clips.php">Download the best bits of this show by clicking here</a>.<br><br>

i really hate: el chombo - chacarron and the hoff - jump in my car

<b>Afternoon Banter</b> Edith left them some blueberries – which was nice of her. Scott fell off the wagon again last night. Chappers wasn’t a wear Scott was on any wagon. <b>Another Update on Laura’s Poo</b> There was some very good news from Laura. At last Laura has finally had an evacuation. It happened at 8.30 am when Dom was reading the news on The Chris Moyles Show. Ruth off of Bangor won the sweepstake. Rob rang up because he wanted to know some more specific bowel information. He never heard it all because a traffic report kicked in. Rob had put a £5 bet on with his wife – Rob lost the bet because he said last night. He thinks he and Laura pooed at the same time. This led Chappers onto another story – Richard Keys who does Sky Football had to have his hands waxed for HD TV. Chappers has only read that story – so who knows. Scott would have quite liked if he could have seen the odds on Laura’s poo in the windows of the bookies. Laura leaked photos of when the moment finally arrived to the Unofficial Mills website. She took a picture of herself having a poo. Chappers looked at the photo and wanted to know why she hadn’t put it on the Radio 1 website. <b>The ‘I Love You’ Text Game</b> Jen off of Swansea rang up about the ‘I Love You’ game on Monday. She ended up sending her ‘I Love You’ text to her lecturer. Now the lecturer won’t stop ringing or texting her because he wants to know who it is. Scott decided to play ‘Text Roulette’ again. Chappers is fed up of the game because every time he plays the game, someone always rings him back. Laura said that’s because he only has 5 friends in his phonebook. It was the return of the ‘I Love You’ again because Scott says that’s the one that causes the most disaster. Laura’s went to one of her ex-boyfriends from Glasgow – who still quite likes her. She tried to stop the message from sending but Chappers nicked her phone – so the message was sent. Scott’s message went to his local police station – so they’ll get Tom Baker ringing them up. Chappers went to Dermot O’ Leary. <b>Using Your Position to Pull</b> Claire rang up to say that she was out with the girls in a club in Southampton. A guy went up to her and said ‘I’m a DJ on Power FM’. He told her the time a lot. Claire told Scott the DJ’s name off air. Scott knows him and he’s married. His pulling technique didn’t work. Scott never pulled anyone with that line when he worked at Power FM. Chappers thinks being a footballer is the best profession to be in to pull. Ruth rang up to say her brother is the ultimate classic. He is a pilot and works at Bristol Airport and he uses his profession to pull all the time when he’s in the local pubs and clubs. <b>More Susan Jeffers</b> Laura has got a new self help CD, it’s another Susan Jeffers CD. This one is called ‘End the Struggle and Dance with Life’. She likes to listen to it in the bath. Laura bought another CD, but that one was for Scott. Scott doesn’t have much luck with the ladies, so Laura thought she would buy him a ‘Babe Magnet’ CD. On the back of the CD are some questions. The CD has to be played everyday for 14 days and then girls won’t be able to resist him. Scott was in undated with offers from ladies. <b>Filming Births</b> The picture of Laura on the toilet led Scott to another story. Why do people film births? Scott thinks it’s for when you’re a bit older and you take your girlfriend back to your house and show them some old photos. <I>Scott said: ‘The only good bit about watching the birth. When you rewind, the baby goes back in again.’</I>

i'm a fan of mika

Backstage with Scott Mills giving us all the gossip <B>ALL SAINTS</B> They performed: ’Black Coffee’, ‘Pure Shores’ and ‘Rock Steady’. Scott said they sounded really good. They like singing the old stuff. Their new album is full of attitude and energy, they have co-wrote all 12 songs. All Saints couldn’t wait to see McFly because they’re really good. Also’ they wanted to see Nelly Furtado. Reactions from the Crowd ‘They were brilliant’, ‘fantastic’, ‘wicked’, ‘absolutely amazing’ and ‘just brilliant’. Vernon thought ‘Pure Shores’ was absolutely brilliant. He was going to crowd surf but then realised that the average age of the audience members was 13. He couldn’t wait to see Nelly Furtado and Beyonce. Scott asked Vernon if he could cut his hair on Celebrity Scissorhands and the answer was no. Text Reactions Frasier off of Sunderland said ‘All Saints sounded absolutely amazing, so wish I was there, brilliant to have them back.’ Alex said ‘All Saints, absolutely amazing. I’m taking tomorrow off to go and buy the album.’ <B>MCFLY</B> They performed: ‘5 Colours In Her Hair’, ‘Star Girl’ and ‘Please Please’. Liam Gallagher chatted to McFly. McFly were excited about seeing Beyonce and Girls Aloud. They found out Scott does the voice over for there album on the advert. Scott got a headphone injury, Sara Cox loved McFly. Danny had a chicken and leek pie 20 minutes before he went on stage and jumped around; he thought they weren’t on stage until 7pm. Reactions from the Crowd ‘They were really good’, ‘Amazing’ and ‘I wouldn’t say no to any of them.’ Scott was banned from drinking wine this year but still asked Danny off of McFly where the wine was kept. <B>NELLY FUTARDO</B> She performed: ‘Why Do All Good Things Come To an End’, ‘Crazy (originally by Gnarles Barkley)’ and ‘Maneater.’ Reactions from the crowd ‘Wow, I’ve just seen Nelly Furtado, she’s been on stage. I love the girl, she’s back in Brighton. You go girl!’ ‘Nelly Furtado yeah, she was good, yeah she’s a good singer. Maneater, I heard she is.’ ‘Nelly Furtado was absolutely fantastic. She looked brilliant and she sounded great.’ ‘She looked amazing. Nobody else could pull off that dress and those boots.’ Last night Scott and Nelly Furtado were going to spend the night in watching Prime Suspect on DVD, but Nelly forgot. She thought the crowd were good, they were interactive: screaming, singing, dancing and jumping. Scott has never seen her live before and it was exciting for him – he was blown away. Text Reaction Psycho off of Southampton said Nelly sounds awesome, blasting out of my truck. She’s made my night. Karen said Scott, doing my homework here. Loving listening to the chart show live, sounds amazing. I love McFly, tell Dougie he is fit. Evonnie off of Dundee said Music sounding amazing tonight guys. I’m sat in my wagon in Camberly, really enjoying the music and really liking Nelly Furtado. Made my hangover much easier. Thank you. Another text said In my kitchen doing the ironing, about 5 miles away from you guys. All Saints sounded absolutely fantastic and I’m loving Nelly, my favourite album of the year. Say hi to Aled for me.’ <B>GIRLS ALOUD</B> They performed: ‘Biology’, ‘Something Kinda Ooh’, ‘Love Machine and ‘Sound of the Underground.’ They thought the crowd were amazing. Cheryl’s mum and Kimberley’s two sisters were there. Reaction from the Crowd ‘Oh my god, Girls Aloud, they were just brilliant. Kimberly looked as hot as ever.’ ‘Girls Aloud was wicked. They’re the best band ever.’ <b>BEYONCE</B> She performed: ‘Deju Vu’, ‘Naughty Girl’, ‘Irresistible’ and ‘Crazy.’ Reactions of the Crowd ‘Beyonce, best night of my life, amazing.’ ‘Beyonce was brilliant, best gig I’ve ever been to.’ ‘Oh my God, Beyonce, she’s amazing. She looks as fit as ever.’ ‘She’s really good.’ Trevor Nelson spoke to Beyonce: she said it was unbelievable, the crowd were amazing. It was a warm-up for next year, when she’s back in the Uk.

GOOOOD ACTUAL AFTERNOON! <b>Another Problem to be Solved</b> Someone has got a huge dilemma. The man has been seeing his girlfriend for 2 years. She is American and at the moment she is in America. The man was having a tidy up around the house and found a box full of stuff in the wardrobe. Inside the box were postcards, letters with pink frilly ribbon tied round them. He’s a bit concerned and wants to open them. The man thinks they could be from an ex – boyfriend. He read one of the letters out, it said ‘Hey Becky, I’ve just tried to call you but you’re not there, so I’m writing instead. I miss you and it’s not fair. I’ve just seen all of David’s photos of the ball and are one is really funny. You look really beautiful, lovely and I look like a drunken idiot with my eyes shut. At least I must have been having fun judging by the look on my face. Today I had football practice which was the biggest pile of cr*p I’ve ever been involved with. We’ve got 4 matches in 7 days coming up, so we might get something out of it. I can’t stop thinking about you and the time at the beach, I think I’ll remember that for as long as I live. I can’t wait for you to come visit again, I’ll get you some more lingerie too, I think you deserve it. Call me please when you can, I want to hear your voice again. Mum says you have to come for thanksgiving if you can. Any way I’m off now, keep smiling. I miss you right now. Love Jay. The letter was from 12 October 2000. <b>Another Phone Box Caller</b> Mike was in a phone box trying to win some interactive DVDs, but he has to stay on the phone for 1 hour. His brother-in-law was meant to bring him a chair but he never got one. Mike went outside the phone box to try and get more money off people. He managed to find a man to talk to Scott and he gave him a couple of quid. After 43 minutes the phone was dead. Mike’s money must have run out. <b>The One Who Doesn’t Speak</B> Scott says the one who doesn’t speak has changed. A year ago he used to be so down to earth. He’s been spending a lot of time with PR people. <B>Cutting More Hair</B> Scott thought Andy Murray was the pub landlord. He found out Andy Murray is a top tennis player. People have been suggesting hair styles on Andy’s website. Andy hasn’t had his hair cut for 18 months and he really needs it done. The idea is that Andy will let Scott cut his hair in his role as a hairdresser. If they raise £10,000 for Children in Need, Andy will let Scott cut his hair tomorrow. Scott can do a Jennifer Aniston hair style that was big 5 years ago. Scott made a mistake of saying ‘Andy Murray get’s the snip’. Which Chappers found funny and was being rude.

i like listening to chappers and dave so i'll definitely be listening

i can't wait to hear scott again, especially alrite treacle and it's only bley friday

i like christmas carol especially the muppets christmas carol

i did hear moyles mention unofficial mills and chappers and dave

i would like mark and lard to come back because i found then really funny, and they kept going on about shire horses

i think Booty Luv - Boogie 2nite is a really good tune

i agree i hate that song

i don't really understand cricket

i like listening to Jk and Joel so i will be listening to them for 2 weeks

i think they're really good

i hope she does a book signing in stoke on trent

<b>Alright Treacle?! It's actual Wednesday...</b> <b>Afternoon Banter!</b> Scott has done another hard days work last night as you would of seen last night on Celebrity Scissorhands. Chappers saw the first one but missed last nights because he was watching the football. Scott was also watching the football but lost interest before the match finished. Marcus off of Cardiff rang up to say that Scott is cutting his hair tomorrow. At the moment Marcus’ hair is short and basic. Scott can cut hair with clippers – maybe he could have a trim. He made a deal with Marcus that he won’t cut much hair off at all along as they both tell Lee (he runs the academy) that he’s happy with it. Marcus gets to meet Scott and not have a bad hair style. I think Chappers is getting a bit jealous because people want to meet Scott. Steve Strange is still a better hairdresser than Scott. After what they were on about yesterday Scott found something on You Tube. The video is Visage – Fade to Grey off of 1981 and Steve Strange was at least 20 years younger. Chappers watched the video and his reaction ‘that is you’. <b>Screech off of Saved by the Bell</b> Screech has made some kind of saucy video which has been doing the rounds and might even get a full release. Yesterday Scott got an e-mail saying ‘Dustin is available for an interview.’ There was a big response from listeners. Today’s the day we get an interview from Screech. Graham off of Southampton rang up to say he saw Screech in a comedy club in San Francisco this year. Screech was performing; he had a beard and massive curly hair. Graham thought he was really really funny. <b>More Celebrity Scissorhands</b> Quite a few text in saying they have booked themselves in for a beauty treatment with Scott or they want him to cut there hair. Scott is fine with beauty treatments: he can do a facial, manicure, pedicure and a body wrap. <b>The K Fed</b> Paul off of Berry rang up to say that maybe Britney was listening to Scott Mills when he made that comment on The K Fed last week. This is from last week when Scott was on Newsround talking about The K Fed. On Newsround they asked what the experts thought about The K Fed’s rapping. Scott: ‘I think the chances of The K Fed ever becoming an incredible rap star like Snoop Dogg or Jay-Z are pretty much nil. I would like your viewers to have a look out for Vanilla Ice. This new K Fed record it’s just mighty good.’ Chappers says that’s another couple that Scott has split up. Scott thinks that Britney was watching Newsround and she thought ‘right I’m gonna get rid, Scott Mills said so.’ He says Britney does know that Scott is the UK premier expert on Hip Hop. <center><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/media/061108_scott_bonnett_420.jpg" border="1"></center> <b>A Car for Sale</b> Scott is trying to sell his car at the moment; there is still no interest in people wanting to buy it. Chappers and Laura both take the mick out of Scott’s car. Scott doesn’t know anything about cars, he doesn’t care about cars all he wants is something that’s going to get him from A to B, just a run-around. Something terrible has happened to Scott’s car: someone has written on the side of his car in grey graffiti: ‘sh*t mobile 2’, it does make the dent less worse. Stu off of Southampton rang up to say he is after a new car because his car is getting a bit old and knackered and a bit embarrassing. Stu has got a three wheeler Reliant 1984. Scott has a Nissan Micra 1991, there is a big dent in the passenger door and the car radio got nicked. He put a piece of paper in the car window saying ‘car for sale’ the price and his number. Laura asked him what 2000 o.n.o means – it means or nearest offer. Scott had some pictures taken of himself with the car, including one where he’s draped himself across the bonnet of the car. He has had some good times in the car over the years. <b>Westwood</b> Westwood wants to do some gigs with Scott. Chappers said he would pay to see it. Scott would go on for an hour then Westwood would go on for an hour and so on. Westwood gave Scott his number and later Friday night Scott got a text message from him. The message said ‘baby good linking you today’. So Scott sent one back saying ‘good linking you to, I’ll be in touch’. Westwood sent one back saying ‘sounds crazy, can’t wait baby.’ <b>The Screech Interview</b> This is Dustin’s first trip to the UK and he likes it. The saucy video came about when he made up a new game called Pokem. They would put money in a pot and who ever had the most points at the end of the month won the money. They had to record what they had accomplished and the group would review it, they would score points on the different things they did. The saucy video is called Dustin Dirty Sanchez Diamond in Screeched. <center><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/media/061107_yh_screech_205.jpg" border="1"></center> The Screech interview brought back the return of Lloyd. He wanted some advice from Dustin. As usual he wanted to know how to impress women now he is single again. Rob wanted to know if Dustin got on with everybody when filming Saved by the Bell. Dustin got on with everybody and never dated any of the girls in the cast – only the extra girls that were fetched in. Rich wanted to know: what was the weirdest fan mail that Dustin had ever received. One young girl wanted things off him to make a voodoo doll and another girl wanted him to see her pet spider so she posted it to him. When Dustin opened the envelope the spider was just a smush. Dustin sent it back and apologised that the spider never made it to his end alive. He is still friends with all the Saved by the Bell cast.<br><br>

i won't eat food going round a supermarket before i have paid for it

when will be on tv?