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I said actually twice, cool.

Milkmen deliver eggs? I wouldn't know 'cos I live near a chicken farm. Actually think it's more of a chicken refuge actually.

Wasn't me, love, blame my brother. I'm gutted I don't have a permanent mental image of you with red cheeks blowing up an airbed Maybe I was asleep on mine at the time.

Do people 'put' eggs? outside houses? Thought they threw them. Civil where you live Jono? Jono don't make it sound like you blew it up with your mouth, you used a pump! Lightweight.

Afloat? Eek. Didn't realise we were that close to the lakes And no he didn't offer his. it was basically bunk beds at the end

Look at me everyone, I'm listening to the scott mills show.

She sounds like she says 'boogerface' at the start, which is enough for me.

I told myself I was not going to go on the internet today but then completely forgot. I'm still alive!

Think it would've worked better if he'd used a song title which had more than one s, so as to establish the lisp before making the joke. Ha

Can I just ask, as I wasn't listening this morning, was the 'evil surgery' bit a joke too?

Not if you persist in losing your phone in the tent every 8 seconds like last year. How can you lose something so often in a tent so small!?

Radiohead are playing!? Jono is it too late to sell our Latitude tickets? Heh

I settled down to watch it while on my laptop (I'd recorded it), then AOL told me who'd won. -_____________________-

I went to one. A clown was there and he drew anything you wanted on your plate with ketchup. I chose a spider web. Too much ketchup

I always imagine you to look a bit like that picture in reality, Alan. Weird Alan, innit

Heh, Rob. You can't comment on it if you can't even spell genius

I like how they say 'only' move them out. Do they think it would be better if the lights killed them to stop them being teenagers for good? They could get lasers instead.

Not seen this thread before. I love the Shining. I would list my favourite movies but I'm sure someone has already said them. Oh, alright then: Pulp Fiction, Legally Blonde, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Se7en, Fight Club, American History X.

Last.FM told me I was listening to certain songs too often and I couldn't listen any more Spotify seems nice, just means throughout the next few weeks all I'll be able to think is 'GO BABY GO BABY GO!' etc. due to being able to listen to my favourite tracks a lot.

Phillip said in the blog on his website: 'I’m obviously very sad that after 10 triumphant years on This Morning Fern has decided to leave the sofa. I’ve been lucky enough to work with her for 6 of those years and can honestly say that they have been amongst the best of my career. We have cried together over stories and we have laughed ourselves breathless too. From day one we just ‘clicked’ and I’m really proud of what we have achieved together on the show. I wish Fern all the very best, lots of love, and hope she can get a few well deserved lie-in’s. I will look forward to launching the new series in September, with a new partner, who I’m sure will enjoy the uniqueness of This Morning, the wonderful team in the studio and our loyal viewers who are there for us every day. Phillip' http://www.officialphillipschofield.com/

He was really horrible, didn't say anything the whole time! They're meant to talk to make you feel comfortable. Some stupid highway maintenance lorry stopped just before a roundabout and I had to pull round it, was put off and in the wrong gear. Stalled. Not good.

I would say it's actually not people from Norwich who are the 'country bumpkins', the Norfolk accent is much more strong in the coastal towns and scattered around in the more rural areas. Norwich is a very urban city and you'll find most people walking around don't have much of an accent. Personally, living in a suburb of Norwich, I find that most young people don't have the typical Norfolk accents but it's more of a thing for the older generation. I really don't have an accent though, and I don't drive a tractor. Sorry for ruining any good impressions I'd made!

Actually, if you listened to the album, you'd hear the track 'Everyone's At It', where she condemns drug use and the bad side effects.

Do you really think Scott has MSN? :\

Come work where I work. We can always use an extra piercing expert :x Oh, and I failed my driving test AGAIN.