Category: News
Beccy’s Classifieds offered an increasingly dangerous Christmas list, including a professional meat slicer and a four-foot bronze leaping salmon. [...]
A BBC department looked for a celebrity to switch on its Christmas lights, while Scott tried laser-guided scissors designed to keep wrapping-paper cuts straight. [...]
A caller confessed that meeting Mark Owen had ended with her licking his face, while Scott examined why perfume adverts make almost no literal sense. [...]
A claim that David Seaman had invented deep-fried Camembert was taken seriously enough for the show to investigate, alongside a childhood lie about having a Pet Shop Boy for a dad. [...]
Feeling unwell and swollen, a member of the team remembered the myth that smelling toast could signal spontaneous combustion and briefly turned an ordinary symptom into a crisis. [...]
Ill at home, Beccy still joined the programme and selected a huge lighthouse beacon from the classifieds after Scott had promised to buy her an item. [...]
The Sugababes joined a show which had become fascinated by impressive laughs and elephant noises, while Beccy found an enormous classified Christmas present. [...]
Lily Allen visited with new music while David Van Day’s birthday appearance prompted the team to count how often he reminded everyone it was his birthday. [...]
A listener with a French girlfriend helped Scott test the theory that almost anything sounds more attractive when said with a French accent. [...]
The fired-chicken card saga escalated when Scott’s flatmate bought the dismissed colleague fried chicken as a leaving gift, creating a whole new reason to worry about the message. [...]