Category: News
Chris sparked a rush from an underage pub after mistaking a blind man and his guide dog for police arriving with a sniffer dog. [...]
Chris’s first university Halloween ended with security ejecting him after he attacked a ghost with a plastic devil’s pitchfork. [...]
Peter Andre proposed travelling the world in only a dressing gown after Chris offered him a pensioner version of Man v. Food. [...]
Chris was removed from tour-guide duty after leading prospective pupils through the caretaker’s kitchen, living room and bedrooms. [...]
Chris decided a visiting French couple wanted to “become a triple” with him before Scott revealed they were two English actors. [...]
A listener’s extraordinary claim that she served Angelina Jolie a kebab in a former minefield was traced to a genuine charity visit in Cheshire. [...]
Chris believed his English-accented French had secured him a date, unaware that Scott had arranged the entire telephone call. [...]
Chris argued that The Archers needed EastEnders-style cliffhangers after an episode ended with the daring suggestion of ordering garlic bread. [...]
Chris’s final sixth-form trip ended with him being sick over the viewing-gallery window as the girls who had abandoned him watched from nearby. [...]
Listeners chose Chris’s rhyme-packed homemade Bond song over Adele, Dev and Scott and Beccy’s rival versions of the Skyfall theme. [...]