12 January 2018: James was caught underneath a surveillance target’s car

Private investigator James returned to explain some of the practical risks of surveillance.

On one job he needed to fit a tracker to a vehicle.

He was half underneath the car on the target’s driveway at around one in the morning when the front door unexpectedly opened.

The man came outside.

James had no convincing reason to be lying under his car.

So he became very drunk.

He pretended he had dropped something, stumbled around and behaved like somebody who had wandered into the wrong place after a night out.

The target told him to move on.

James staggered away, then later reached his own vehicle without being recognised as a private investigator.

Tom Kerridge joined the programme to discuss food, exercise and the changes he had made after losing a substantial amount of weight.

He talked about going to the gym and swimming, as well as recipes designed to feel indulgent without undoing the healthier habits he had developed.

Scott was particularly interested in food that still resembled the takeaway or comfort meals people actually wanted to eat.

The show then gave Tom a game based on genuine food names that sounded slightly indecent.

One real example involved tofu-like “swallow balls”, while Scott also remembered discovering Swedish biscuits called Finger Marie.

Tom had to decide which names belonged to actual products and which had simply been invented by the programme.

It was exactly the kind of food knowledge a Michelin-starred chef was unlikely to have trained for.

Kevin’s proposed chant for Liverpool’s match against Manchester City remained unfinished business.

Scott and Chris again encouraged listeners heading to Anfield to try starting it.

A viral bedroom recording was one thing.

Being heard from the Kop would be something else entirely.