Tag: watford
Sir Dosser watched Chris recount the night an exotic dancer performed to Madness after somebody selected the wrong jukebox song. [...]
Scott told Chris he would appear in a West End musical the following night, leaving him convinced that he was about to join Les Misérables. [...]
Chris stepped on his microphone lead at KOKO, disconnected it and missed the one line he had rehearsed all week. [...]
Listeners voted The Perfect Christmas Single the Review Show’s most-loved track after Amelia Lily called it “epic”. [...]
will.i.am called The Perfect Christmas Single “pretty fresh” before suggesting that its chorus needed a strip-club reference. [...]
Chris’s GCSE French, a packet of Skips and a disposable barbecue unexpectedly earned him a kiss from a visiting French girl. [...]
Chris was removed from tour-guide duty after leading prospective pupils through the caretaker’s kitchen, living room and bedrooms. [...]
Chris believed his English-accented French had secured him a date, unaware that Scott had arranged the entire telephone call. [...]
Dappy’s attempt to claim he was playing Bill Gates collapsed when he had to ask who the Microsoft co-founder was. [...]
Chris’s exaggerated afternoon-tea voice failed to impress an American woman who told him she now preferred French accents. [...]