Tag: Tinder
Lynette came back from Christmas to judge more profiles and told Sasha to forget the man who fled a date over sweaty armpits, while Chris broadcast from home beside a brisket cooking low and slow. [...]
Chris gave Scott a waterproof body-grooming trimmer, Scott answered with a massage gun for Chris and his fiancée, and 24 Years at the Tap End revisited an old Watford Christmas night. [...]
Lynette rejected a panto actor and Santa Claus, reassured a listener about being single at Christmas and then became trapped in an endless exchange of Merry Christmases with Scott and Chris. [...]
Real titles such as Taken by a Dragon were mixed with inventions including One in the Bun and The Lump in My Pants Means I Love You, leaving unsuspecting booksellers to search their catalogues. [...]
Jay-Z joined Instagram, gained millions of followers and disappeared almost immediately, prompting stories of listeners messaging Kylie Jenner, Zac Efron, the Pope and their favourite pop stars. [...]
Amy and Layla admitted spending whole evenings watching people eat online, while Granny Tinder rushed through her profiles before keep fit and Don't Look It Up asked whether sloths, pythons and sea lions fart. [...]
Kanye West's proposed name change inspired listeners to shorten, reverse and rebuild their own names, while 13-year-old Millie explained the Nessa Barrett TikTok relationship drama better than the adults could. [...]
A university toe-sucking experiment gave Vicki a reputation visible across a snowy campus, while Hannah confessed she secretly rewinds the clock so late-night guests think it is hours earlier. [...]
Chris squeezed back into the pants Tom Daley knitted him during Lolathon, while Scott wondered whether lockdown had transformed garden centres into Britain's replacement for the traditional department store. [...]
Premium dating-app users moved their locations to the Olympic Village in search of athletes, while Clare Balding's “third leg was phenomenal” commentary became the Innuendo Bingo clip Scott most wished he could still play. [...]