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Lynette decided Ryan Gosling was the ideal benchmark for Zofia, while Chris prepared for possible Watford promotion by checking the lockdown rules on celebratory pond-jumping. [...]
Scott wanted phones to identify strangers’ perfume, became obsessed with Australian Bachelor Nick “Honey Badger” Cummins and then asked Swedish pop legend Robyn whether her studio looked like IKEA. [...]
Maya Jama denied doing Strictly in 2018, rejected claims that her snoring made Stormzy sleep in another room and confirmed that being half-Swedish did not earn her 50% off at IKEA. [...]
Brogan said a man disappeared after around eight dates including afternoon tea and IKEA, while Chris’s photo with Portuguese goalkeeper Ricardo was hijacked by comments about his oversized watch. [...]
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