Tag: Granny Tinder
Lynette rejected a panto actor and Santa Claus, reassured a listener about being single at Christmas and then became trapped in an endless exchange of Merry Christmases with Scott and Chris. [...]
Amy and Layla admitted spending whole evenings watching people eat online, while Granny Tinder rushed through her profiles before keep fit and Don't Look It Up asked whether sloths, pythons and sea lions fart. [...]
Kanye West's proposed name change inspired listeners to shorten, reverse and rebuild their own names, while 13-year-old Millie explained the Nessa Barrett TikTok relationship drama better than the adults could. [...]
A university toe-sucking experiment gave Vicki a reputation visible across a snowy campus, while Hannah confessed she secretly rewinds the clock so late-night guests think it is hours earlier. [...]
Chris squeezed back into the pants Tom Daley knitted him during Lolathon, while Scott wondered whether lockdown had transformed garden centres into Britain's replacement for the traditional department store. [...]
Lynette came back after illness and revealed firefighters had evacuated her flooded bungalow complex by making her climb on all fours onto a wobbling float. [...]
Snoring, holidays, ukulele serenades and socially distanced gigs convinced almost the whole team Alex and Christina were a couple — but they were identical twin sisters. [...]
Lynette admitted she once had a boyfriend at weekends and lunch with another admirer during the week, before advising a listener that honesty was the only safe way to see more than one person. [...]
The German station honoured its football bet after England's win, while Lynette advised Olivia to stop chasing a man who had disappeared after several promising dates. [...]
Lynette resumed swiping after prioritising her neighbours, Chris mourned a missing AirPods charging case and Don't Look It Up invented an extremely plausible magazine cover for Jack Saunders. [...]