A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?" Two cookies walking down the street. One says to the other, "Where you do you live?", cookie #2 replies "I'm not telling you, you might steal my washing!" I think it's best I don't share the rest of the jokes I know, they are a trifle offensive. EDIT: Fuck it, I've just seen page 2 of this. These are in seriously bad taste, I'm sorry.