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Mines genuinely means "Gods gift" or "gift of the Lord".

I don't think any of the girls are particularly attractive, average at best.

Yeah, I especially hate the sealed plastic packaging that cuts your hands to pieces.

The film is worth a watch too.

The misuse of the word "brave" in newspapers whenever someone has a cold or whatever. Noisy eaters are the top of my list though, especially if they eat with their mouth open or slurp their tea/coffee. If I had my own way they would all be hung, drawn and quartered.

His comedy antics against Everton last year were brilliant.

If Eto'o was playing, Liverpool would have been ruined.

Exactly. Now the men are getting paid less for playing more, but nobody will bat an eyelid at that, of course.

John Terry is injured again. Ha ha.

Neither, watch the Celtic Scummers get destroyed instead.

Loose Women is crap. A bunch of bints moaning about men because they aren't getting any.

I've seen better.

Chelsea get another home draw. Funny that.

Surely you are not suggesting illegally downloading them from somewere such as BitTorrent?

Star Wars

Aye, better than the Simpsons in every way.

You could tell straight away that Preston couldn't be arsed.

Yeah, that bit was brilliant. There was also: Donny: "Simon, here's what I think of you" *grabs his crotch* Simon: "You think of me...a small penis?" And: Bill: "You're about as punk as Enya" Donny: "Oi son, you're one of these" *does w*nker hand gesture* Bill: "What? A hand?"

Most of the girls on this programme are pretty decent(even that racist one), apart from this munter:

Sounds a bit sad too. Just seen a trailer for next weeks episode, they try to make a Reliant Robin into a space shuttle and launch it.

Is it just me or has Thierry Henry became more of a ******* over the past year or so?

Probably becuase it has a high population of poor black folk, or something like that.

And also has a huuuuuge forehead.

Easy with the exclaimation marks!!!!!!!11one1

Aye, it's a shame Eastwood won't be there next season.