Category: News
Chris Stark offered to replace Harry Hill on *TV Burp* for £3m a year, despite demonstrating that he had not entirely mastered the format. [...]
Greg James was convinced an Englishman from Plymouth would never cheer for Scotland, only for the man to immediately do exactly that. [...]
Scott defied an instruction from “upstairs” and played the first Christmas song of the year after Santa himself appeared to approve on Twitter. [...]
A forensic count found Nick Grimshaw had mentioned One Direction or a member of the band 60 times during his two weeks covering Scott’s show. [...]
Liam Payne reportedly could not use the urinal beside Ronnie Wood because he was too nervous to introduce himself mid-wee. [...]
Cher Lloyd and Grimmy joked about taking secret pictures of famous people and selling them to a gossip magazine for £200. [...]
A woman in the front row at a fashion show produced a plastic tub of cake, inspiring Grimmy to imagine someone eating a Scotch egg during the catwalk. [...]
Grimmy later apologised to Britney fans for talking so much during their interview that he suggested releasing a version with only her answers. [...]
Gemma Cairney put Beyoncé in the front row, Jedward in the third and Kerry Katona standing at the back in Grimmy’s fashion-week seating plan. [...]
Jedward claimed they had punctured the *Celebrity Big Brother* swimming pool and said Tara Reid had agreed to appear in their next video. [...]

