It’s my favourite time of the week, and I’m sure it’s yours too. Yes, it’s only bley Friday!
Scott and Jo Whiley hosted the Student Radio Awards last night in London. Scott would like to make it clear he didn’t stick his tongue in Moyles’ mouth, but Moyles did try to when he faked a snog on stage. Apparently he kissed Jo too last night, but Scott’s not sure. One caller reckons if you can’t remember it, you haven’t done it.
Chappers: “From your past it means you haven’t done it with any one then!”
Nelly Futardo was on today, and Scott was trying to flog his car to her. She wasn’t interested as she can’t fathom out roundabouts in the UK. He offered it to her for £200, but she still wasn’t interested.
Nelly had offered to go out with JK and Joel in Brighton on Saturday, but Scott and Chappers warned her to stay away. It’s possible none of the Brighton hotels will have her as she likes to trash the place. Scott offered to let her stay with him, as he has the Prime Suspect DVD. She said she’d like like that, and she would bring her R Kelly DVD. Apparently what Scott’s doing is ‘cock blocking’.
Uh-huh…
Nelly Futardo will be playing Radio 1’s Chart Show Live on Sunday in Brighton along with McFly, Beyonce, All Saints and Girls Aloud. Tune in on Sunday afternoon for backstage gossip and highlights. You might even get the chance to meet me. But don’t get your hopes up. I’ll bring you my opinion of the event next week.
The Wonder Years
Incase you were spending your time cleaning up all the wee from the floor instead of researching the titles of the great songs on tonight’s show, here’s a list of the Wonder Years tracklistings.
1994 – Corona – The Rhythm Of The Night
1995 – Massive Attack – Protection
1996 – Suede – Beautiful Ones
1997 – Gala – Freed From Desire
1998 – Dandy Warhols – Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
1999 – Ann Lee – 2 Times
2000 – Nelly – Country Grammar
2001 – Basement Jaxx – Romeo
2002 – The Hives – Hate To Say I Told You So
2003 – Elton John – Are You Ready For Love
2004 – Groove Armada – I See You Baby
2005 – The Futureheads – Hounds Of Love
After six o’clock, during the Floor Fillers hour, Marcus called back in after having his haircut by Scott. He felt Scott could have done better. He lives in Cardiff, and he travelled for three hours both ways to have his haircut by Mills. Scott didn’t take much as he was papping himself about how much would be going off.
And the Flirt Divert answerphone was cleared. People who have left messages recently include:
Jo calling from Megabowling, as Mr Buggery had booked a birthday party at a bowling alley for Little Timmy.
Another guy had been chatting up a girl, and decided humour was the best way to go about that. He was clearly a fan of Borat. Have those impressions become more annoying than Little Britain?
And a bloke from earlier this week was back on, wanting a girl to answer her ‘damn’ phone!
Give this number out whilst you’re out and about this weekend – 07770 756 408.
Finally, a prime example of who to give the Flirt Divert number to is Daniel from the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn. One of the few independent cinemas around. He was impersonating Germans and explaining those without ID won’t be allowed in to some films. Let’s hope the Majestic Cinema isn’t sold to a huge chain.
Scott’s back for Radio 1’s Chart Show Live on Sunday. And Coxy is in for Scott on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Unofficial Mills show reviews continue on Thursday!
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