Alright treac? Well, after an incident with Jono’s photocopier, my suspension has ended and I am back. Also, buy Scott’s car.
Steve Strange Is Great!
Scott has become good mates with him… mate, or um, carer… Scott gave Steve his number, and now he is calling him all the time… well, today in the Steve Strange Saga, Scott had to bring in a jogging kit for Steve… isn’t that like when you’re off of school and you borrow someone’s kit because you forgot yours? WOW! Scott and Steve could end up like a double act after Celebrity Scissorhands.
IT’S JK (not JK off of JK and Joel- he knows nothing) WHO KNOWS STUFF ABOUT CARS!
To rub in the fact that Scott has blatantly advertised his rubbish car and no-one has bought it still, Chappers has brought in JK off of Jamiroquai. After much of JK talking about his beloved cars and sounding like someone off of Secret Psycho, he has gone to leer at Scott’s rubbish car with Chappers and will be back soon….
SCOTT’S CAR IS OFFICIALLY RUBBISH! (well, duh)
He would rather be rolled in sewage… I think that’s what he said… well, to sum up, he says EVERYTHING ABOUT THE RUBBISH CAR IS ACTUAL RUBBISH… so you know, coming from a car expert what he says goes… so JK suggested a car you plug in…
What’S A Hooker?
That’s JK’s question for the Rugby tickets. What the hell happens inside his head?
THE JK AND CHAPPERS SPLIT SECOND GAME… not too catchy but yeh know…
They are both rubbish at recognising Jamiroquai’s songs with about 0.5 seconds of the intro… just rubbish… he had to tell us that he once heard Deeper Underground on a porn movie he watched… brilliant…
16.45 THE JK FORMULAS TO VIDEOS…
Well, they seemed to have worked this much out:
Scantily clad ladies + JK in shiny posh car = A Jamiroquai video
Can Anyone Else Wait For Radio 1 To Stop Giving Away Chart Show Tickets?
Just stop JK and Joel off of JK and Joel singing… PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE…
Did You Know Scott Was Off Of Celebrity Scissorhands?
Me neither! So Scott’s description for Steve is a Welsh Ozzy Osbourne… so Scott reckons he’ll get famous… yesterday, Steve was in charge of the salon… best bit so far… a certain hairstyle being explained to him and him farting in the middle of it, if you’re not going to watch it because of that, what the hell are you going to watch it for? Um… with the exception of Scott spraying people orange while they are wearing paper pants…
17.39 SCOTT IS NOT GOING TO DRINK AT THE STUDENT RADIO AWARDS!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Tonight is the Student Radio Awards, presented by Scott Mills off of actual Unofficial Mills, and Jo Wiley off of the dodgy ringtone. After last years incident of splitting his trousers, and having 1500 students leering at his bum, tonight will be drink-free for Scott…
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Screech Has A Name For, His Um, Trouser Snake…
I’m not sure what the guy said exactly, but it sounded disgusting… ewewewew…
Shakarun Is Playing! And Oh My God! Revelation!
I just typed it into google because I blatantly didn’t know how to spell it, and did you know that it’s a pig thing that sings this? I was deprived of this important information. Now I know a pig thing sings it, it makes the song sound so much better.
Jono adds: It’s actually Chacarron so what Hannah found is probably something entirely different… It’s right in her own little world…
15 Minutes Of Chappers And Scott On Stage At The Chart Show Live!
They haven’t worked out a routine or anything… I’m sure this will be the actual highlight of the show…
Well that’s it for this week, I promise I won’t do anything else with Jono’s photocopier… BYE BYE!
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