I hear there is no christmas in the silly middle-east no trees no snow no santa claus, they have different religious beliefs, they believe in muhammed and not in our holiday, so every year at christmas I go to the middle east and saaaaaaay.... HEY THERE MR MUSLIM, MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS, Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and f**king celebrate..... Full lyrics here: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/southparkchefaidmrhankeyschristmasclassics/merry****ingchristmas.htm Incidentally... Welcome Back ANDY B