demonhorse

new family fortunes has the annoying git on it...

I might sign up for sh*ts and giggles...

meh... only 61 users, so they're better than Andy Gibson

after a particularly exhausting squawk?

this parrot is deceased, it has passed on, it is a Polly-gone

One song I have on tape yet have NEVER found on MP3.. Three Colours Redd - Nuclear Holiday

this is one of those TMI moments... like magic moments, but far grosser

Me too... most people I know were scared of the dentists, but I loved going to the dentists think a hairdresser might have cut my ear when I was young.

yeah thats it

double gloucester, camembert... wensleydale, we havent got this primula cheese spread just tastes like 'snot what you want really, isit?

which one? they had Alisha rules the world and another one I can't remember the name of:P

so? doesn't make any difference to their comedic talent... Hulk Hogan still wrestles, and he's gotta be pushing 70 or somethin, so why can't Mark and Lard be the radio equivalent of that (but do a better job). Mark and Lard were like a fine wine, only got better, even as the end neared.

what does Jodie Marsh know about keeping anything real? :s

they're probably all in India like in a big callcentre...

F**k me... it's DARK at 4.40PM...

I hear there is no christmas in the silly middle-east no trees no snow no santa claus, they have different religious beliefs, they believe in muhammed and not in our holiday, so every year at christmas I go to the middle east and saaaaaaay.... HEY THERE MR MUSLIM, MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS, Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and f**king celebrate..... Full lyrics here: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/southparkchefaidmrhankeyschristmasclassics/merry****ingchristmas.htm Incidentally... Welcome Back ANDY B

1. Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 2. Lena Marlin - Maybe I'll go 3. Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru this 4. McFly - 5 people in his team (version for Moyles) 5. DJ Yoda - Muted Cartoons 6. Scoff Cruddle - Everybody's free (to own a bitch) 7. Catatonia - All Girls Are Fly 8. The Ra-Gnomes - Sheena Easton (punk rocker)/ Joe's f***ed off 9. U2 - Beautiful Day 10. Propellorheads - Spybreak

well... he looks silly no matter what so wheres the difference?

Blatently Jono and Serin.

I will keep using Comic Sans MS on my website when I get round to redoing it then.

Nah I think he's enjoying it too much to quit. Maybe that will change, I don't know. One thing I do see is more member meetups from the forum. Maybe even another UM Couple?

KILLER! :-p

Oooh ooh I know this one... well i bloody should ladies and gentlemen, I present the answer... GUITAR

Torchwood is on later tonight... probably because Chicken Run was on and ran past nine. They've put Little Britain on to fill the gap.

doesn't your compy play DVDs?