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This thread is honestly not intended to annoy or upset anyone, even though I've been getting increasingly p*ssed off. It isn't my fault; see job title, it's a natural instinct or reflex action. The word 'DEFINITELY' is used so frequently on this site, but spelled incorrectly as 'DEFINATELY', that my red pen has run out of ink. OK lynch the teacher now, I'm ready. However in my defence, please check this out first. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=definately

Bit spaced out, but had a swim and walked about with VERY BIG smile. Summer is coming. Even for you lot... Locked myself out of my flat again...(yesterday too), but amazing neighbour helped me to break back in. Bit surprised about how handy he was with the credit card! Enjoy your bank holiday, I'm envious! Nx

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS Many Happy Returns, hope you're having a great day We'll overthrow the Government next Monday, so feel free to work on your hangover tonight!

****! :x Well there goes my chance of a Blue Peter Badge. I've been stockpiling washing up liquid bottles and double sided sticky tape for YEARS too!

It's to do with Angels, Reiki and spiritual stuff (bit hocus pocus, but whatever rings your bell s'pose). My mum always signs this. Seems quite a nice positive sign off to me. Love and light to the site! Haha.

Get your backside down to the supermarket first then; you have to stock up on food like there's going to be a siege!

Sympathies for all your health and work issues. But STOP going on about your ****ing bank holiday! You've only just had one. Don't you ever do any work in Britain? I haven't got Monday off!!! Mind you, think I did read somewhere that Spain was the country with the most bank holidays in the world... However it is ALMOST the weekend and I'm on my hammock in the sun working out what I'll be teaching my lucky students later on.

Worth waiting up for in my opinion, they're as mad as a bag of snakes tonight. Love Rupert too. Saw him in A Portrait of Dorian Gray in Glasgow a long time ago, then danced with him at the Love Boutique in the Arches later. Charming, even bought me a drink (I was a penniless student!).

Miriam Margoles is bonkers!:woo: in a GOOD way!

Graham Norton's show outrageously funny tonight. He's basically having a night out with his mates! At the BBC's expense! Funny for us! Think they're all losing it slightly though?!? Good day. All my students passed their tests!

I'm giving you sound sommelier's advice for your future! Hope you're taking notes for your 18th b-day celebrations!

Still on first glass of rose. Have you ever tried Gran Feudo? I'm sure it's sold in Britain. After extensive time-consuming, back-breaking (or rib-fracturing and liver-pickling) research ,I've decided the best Spanish rose s come from Navarra region. If you see Navarra on the bottle, no matter what the price, it SHOULD be good. Have a look:) Cheers

They've done you a favour! Surely you can move on to a much better place, where you don't have to constantly bicker with the boss, and you'll be appreciated. Should we start a campaign, all sign a petition for you? You certainly have lots of fans to cite in your CV references!

Scott's researchers obviously delve into this site for inspiration every now and then, why not follow their example?

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God, I sound like one of those awful 'Have you had an accident at work..?' ads. Just have a deep-seated loathing of banks.

Far more honest than me! A few months ago, there was an irritatingly hyperactive financial advisor on Jo W's show; think he was called Martin something...? Man after my own heart though, he sued his bank over penalty charges and won. He even had the bailiffs going in to seize their resources! They sorted out the situation pretty sharpish! He gave advice on what to do when you've been scammed by your bank (what's new), and if (when!) they make errors etc... Also on benefits people are entitled to, but don't realise... Think his website is: www.penaltycharges.co.uk. Your bank made a serious error, and you should be compensated. It's not your mistake, you could've spent A LOT more money than you had without realising!?! Go have a look.

What an excellent experience! Did any of your friends hear and ring you? Who knows, you might be the next Scott Mills, Pete Tong etc. or if you over-indulge on the donuts: Chris Moyles! Nx

Stereophonics are really good in concert. Not girly thread, so will keep it brief, but Kelly is one truly attractive young man! Good taste too, he has the same sunglasses as me. Really enjoyed Just Jack, esp when Jack (s'pose that's his name) told everyone to stop taking mob phone pics and just jump about and enjoy themselves, looked fun. Have only heard Superstylin' from Groove Armada (amazing - one of my faves), will have to find the rest of their set somewhere. Loved all the brass in Mark Ronson. Shook my tail feather round the living room! Kasabian and Bloc Party- really good! Didn't hear nearly as much as I'd have liked, but enjoyed everthing I did experience.

Sorry, missed this. Take it you've passed with flying colours then? Facilissimo! - translation: piece of P*ss.

Good news Grace!:tup: How was teetotal Spanish exam Elise?

Oh, just popped your picture up again. Well at least we'll all know how lovely your new vehicle is.

Nice wheels DC!

It would figure after his tragic animal kissing episode!

I'm really upset now, when did she pass away Jono?