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I love a bit of cox in the afternoon!

We're all aliens, we're all made from dead stars.

and nessie would have had to have survived the ice age that carved out loch ness too.

my fat arse breaking the screen on my phone. Pig Flu, I wouldn't worry, more people die from normal seasonal flu but the press can't whisk that up into a panic story as it is a constant.

I thought you were referring to the Dexy's Midnight Runners track!

has the gorgeous yorkshire lass got wed yet?

O2 replacing my phone tomorrow

I remember the initial countrywide excitement at R1s first broadcast, you've no idea how sad that makes me feel!

But isn't auntie beeb being all uber politically correct these days?

Wikit! Poo girl should have just said she got really sh*t faced!

Moyles and the rest still aren't above employment law, and as his work is broadcast to the nation.

Ha ha I've listened to all of those in the morning, I'll be dodging coffins soon.

Did Noel quit so he could concentrate on that dappy show with the boxes he does? Whats it called? brain or no brain?

"The truth is I don't really care what you lot think, I'm out at the next election anyway. When the tories get in they'll reinstate conscription so you lot will be off the dole queues and off to some middle eastern latrine to be IED fodder"

I'd like to see Natasha Khan win it. Natasha and the others are really nice people, she's worked hard, and her music is good.

I'm sure you meant that like N-Dubz weren't on the lineup innit ju getme yeah?

Jessie's sister I didn't even know jesus was in it, no surprise he won it, bet his old man pulled a few strings though.

Ahh I see what you mean. The sort of thing they should play in Swiss suicide clinics so patients don't change their minds about offing themselves. I only saw half the badvert and I found myself looking up the dialing code for Switzerland. Not a patch on the Dollymixtures either.

Iran's a strange place, if you're gay you're facing a death sentence, but if you have a M to F sex change that's ok because your no longer considered gay! My sig thingy, can't claim it to be my own work but blatantly stolen from a half man half biscuit track.

Fancy picking a festival to re enact that scene from trainspotting.

I've never had anything ask for any type of real player, that's the report from os x world.

viv go for the one with ed byrne in.

Having listened to all the breakfast DJs since the start, I would just say they all had their own merits in the era that they presented the show. A bit like football, it's difficult to compare like for like from different eras. Blackburn will always stand out because he was the first. Moyles is very good too but I wonder how things would be if their roles were reversed? I imagine they'd both get taken off pretty quickly for different reasons.

Ed Byrne is always worth a watch.

I think it's a really strange state of affairs that in the 21st century this is still considered an issue or a problem. A bit of a sad reflection on society really.