Mafro

I hate the police.

It will probably be on Sky Three sooner or later.

Excellent, surely this will be the biggest transfer market of all time, Pirlo & Gatusso to United please.

Hollyoaks is suffering a serious lack of female totty at the momoent, compared to years gone by, its at an all time low.

I've got a nice tan from going out cycling. I've got the obligatory watch mark on my wrist though.

The verdit of the Italian match-fixing scandal should be revealed tonight or tomorrow morning. According to one Italian newspaper Milan will stay in Serie A and Lazio, Fiorentina and Juventus will get chucked into Serie B. There is also rumours of Milan, Lazio and Fiorentina being relegated to Serie B and Juventus being put into one of the much lower leagues, all with at least a 15 point deduction.

If anyone goes, it should be one of: Imogen, Mikey, Suzie or that gay one from the other house, can't remember his name.

That would be a strange sight.

Pure Morning and Bitter End are my favourites.

You should see how easily I tan, it's ace.

It appears that Nikki will be going tonight, when will the idiots realise that it's stupid to vote out the annoying folk? Every year they do that and then complain that the programme gets boring.

I can't get sunburn so mwahaha to you all.

I loved Richard the other night: "Jayne, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Two good songs, the rest are boring.

I hope Jayne goes next week, she's repulsive and actually makes me sick.

Which of the promoted teams does everyone think will do best?

The verdict is apparently suppost to be given tomorrow.

DC is only 18? Hah!

I love it when she tuts and rolls her eyes.

Althought it's around 40 minutes early, Happy Birthday DC!!!

He is a class keeper though, too good for West Brom. He wears his shorts back to front for good luck. I think Fergie is waiting to see what happens with this Italian footbal scandal before any moves are made in the transfer market. Apparently, he has dropped his interest in Carrick because Spurs were holding out for £20 million(no chance!) and is now after Gattusso and Pirlo if A.C. Milan get demoted to Serie B. I actually think there is more chance of hell freezing over.

Well done Jane!!!

Nice to see Fergie has his priorities in order, wanting to sign a keeper when he should be concentrating on the midfield

Emos annoy me, with their daft fringes etc. I hate Fallout Boy because I despise that idiots ridiculous emo voice, you can't understand a word he says, has anyone seen the brilliant parody videos on youtube? The first time I heard Panic! At the Disco I thought they were a joke band like the Darkness. Also, I hate emo song titles, why the hell do they have to be about two paragraphs long? No need! Fall Out Boy album tracklist: 1 Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued 2 Of All The Gin Joints In All The World 3 Dance, Dance 4 Sugar, We're Goin Down 5 Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner 6 I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth 7 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) 8 Sophmore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year 9 Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends 10 I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written 11 A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me' 12 Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going) 13 XO Panic! At the Disco are almost as bad. Leave it out!!!

Despite all the diving, Ronaldo is a world class player, arguably the best winger in the Premership. He wouldn't be facing all this nonsense if it wasn't for the media looking for a scapegoat for England's performances and small-minded fans jumping on the bandwagon. However, if he does go to Madrid or wherever, we should get at least 20 million for him so I won't be complaining.