Category: Show Diary
Scott introduces a new feature where listeners text random phrases to unsuspecting contacts in their phone book, with hilarious results — including accidentally texting Alan Carr. The show also explores the embarrassing subject of violent grandmothers, pet burial ethics, and whether bedroom webcams are genuinely innocent or cause for concern. [...]
Scott discovers an unexpected talent for darts over the Christmas break and begins fantasising about a professional darts career, complete with entrance music, a glamorous companion, and a stage name – all while debating whether he really needs to drink beer or adopt the typical darts player aesthetic. [...]
In a chaotic and hilarious special edition of the Live Lounge renamed the "Livestock Lounge," Scott is blindfolded and tasked with identifying mystery animals by kissing them—with predictably comedic results involving a turkey, a guinea pig, and a singing toy goat. [...]
Scott unveils a genuinely bizarre pointless survey asking listeners if they'd kiss a goat that looked exactly like Britney Spears but still made goat noises—and then measures Fran's chest as the "big boobie cookie lady" continues her quest for bigger breasts through Japanese supplements. [...]
Scott conducts a scientific (if chaotic) experiment to discover how many chocolate liqueurs it takes to push someone over the drink-drive limit, with willing volunteer Laura as test subject. [...]
Scott launches his own religious cult after watching a Channel 4 documentary, and the Pointless Survey of the day asks the nation what Britney Spears smells like—with hilariously specific results. [...]
Mika uncovers some unexpectedly risqué items hidden in Jo Whiley's wardrobe, Scott repeatedly denies planting photos of himself in Jo's bedroom, and the American Dial-a-Carol service gets increasingly irritable after being overwhelmed by Radio 1 listeners. [...]
Scott discovers what he believes is the ultimate phrase to silence a busy public place after hearing a woman shout it at London Gateway Services, and tests it with listeners and celebrity guest Lorraine Kelly — while also checking on Fran's progress with the F-Cup Cookie experiment. [...]
The Sugababes drop by to chat about accidentally splitting up during an interview in Japan, while Scott launches the ridiculous "Big Booby Cookie" challenge with a volunteer named Fran—and keeps getting distracted by Kate Lawler making noise in the next studio. [...]
Scott resurrects the Dutch florist game with a twist—getting Amsterdam florists to rap current pop songs on floral greeting cards—while callers ring in with disastrous Celine Dion stories and Scott mysteriously becomes irresistible to Eastern European women. [...]