Category: Show Diary
The Florist Game travels to Amsterdam to test whether Dutch florists will write absolutely anything on a card—including rap lyrics—while Scott campaigns hard to get a miserable indie song to number one at Christmas. [...]
Scott's worried his cleaner might have romantic feelings for him after she's been confiding in him about her personal troubles, while his jogging partner on Hampstead Heath encounters a mysterious noise that sounds suspiciously like a "gay Tarzan." [...]
Scott and the team play back a selection of the week's most bizarre and awkward voicemail messages left on the Flirt Divert answerphone, including someone confessing they thought the caller was "disgusting looking" and a message that bears a suspicious resemblance to Mike Skinner from The Streets. [...]
Konnie Huq joins Scott to discuss Greg James's relentless early-morning phone calls, a Blue Peter appeal for Barnardo's, and the revelation that a former Blue Peter presenter has become a drag queen named Stella. [...]
Scott arrives with an unexplained hickey on his neck, and despite an on-air competition where the team tries to get love bites, nobody can figure out who actually gave it to him. Meanwhile, listeners share stories about sweet old ladies who shamelessly push in at bus stops and supermarket queues. [...]
Scott challenges the entire team to acquire a love bite by the start of the next show, leading to hilarious debate about Hoover suction and squash-ball alternatives. Plus: an unlikely Eminem impersonator from BBC Radio Stoke. [...]
Scott investigates whether it's physically possible to crush a tin can with the power of breasts alone, while also solving the mystery of a mysterious pair of black knickers found in the BBC Radio 1 corridor. [...]
Laura's obsessed with a new BBC3 wedding show where a groom picks his bride's dress without her input — and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Plus the Flirt Divert answer phone returns with more awkward dating messages. [...]
Scott attempts to play Britney Spears' debut album *Baby One More Time* in full without interruption, inspired by Zane Lowe's Masterpieces feature — but management shut him down after barely one and a half tracks. [...]
Laura auditions to be P. Diddy's new assistant on the Oprah Winfrey Show and doesn't get the job, leading to a heated on-air debate about Scott's actual salary and a genuinely bizarre discussion about redesigning the week with 28-hour days. [...]