Category: Show Diary
Scott launches a brand new quiz feature called "Real Or No Real" and speaks to Phillip Schofield on the phone, while the show's special guest Mr. Methane — the performer famous for farting recognizable tunes — joins the studio. [...]
Katie Brand joins as the mystery guest with wine in hand, and Scott and Chappers attempt to become children's entertainers at a London nursery—with mixed results involving a cow costume, a magic frog, and some surprisingly critical three-year-olds. [...]
Laura's quest to become P. Diddy's personal assistant suddenly bears fruit with emails from Diddy's team, while Scott, James May and Oz Clarke attempt an early-morning wine tasting before heading off to entertain children at a nursery. [...]
McFly visit the studio to perform and attempt the hoover trick, while Mel C drops exclusive news about new Spice Girls tour dates and a brand new single called "Headlines." [...]
Scott and Chappers attempt to become children's entertainers (inspired by the Wiggles), while Yvette Fielding discusses her ITV2 ghost-hunting show and Demon Dan from the Circus of Horrors performs his infamous and deeply uncomfortable Hoover act live on air. [...]
Dani Minogue drops by as Scott's celebrity guest for the week, performing X Factor judge impressions and getting roped into the show's signature international stereotype name-calling game. [...]
Part of "Best Guest" week, with Lorraine Kelly kicking things off, followed by a blindfolded segment with two Page 3 models where Scott accidentally gropes them during a guessing game — and then gets them to sing along to "The Ladies' Bras." [...]
Kelly Brook arrives to begin her presenting duties on the relaunched Surgery feature, while Scott pursues an increasingly elaborate campaign to convince listeners to name their unborn children Spider Pig. [...]
Dick and Dom step in last-minute to read out the show's daily text messages, while Whisby's novelty one-hit wonder "The Ladies Bras" gets its radio premiere — and Scott sets the team a competitive challenge to book better guests, with a thousand-pound bonus on the line. [...]
Scott revives the Foam Book game with a completely new format — instead of calling Americans with amusing names, the team now rings people living in places with hilariously unfortunate town names, including Ball Knob, Big Beaver Boulevard, and Dildo, Tennessee. [...]

