Category: Show Diary
Scott's in a squeamish mood as he tackles rugby chat, viral videos of people throwing up on live TV, and a deeply guilt-inducing X-Factor audition that leaves him genuinely emotional. [...]
Scott receives an email from a listener in York whose new girlfriend crushes a melon between her thighs in the kitchen, prompting an on-air experiment that spirals into callers attempting the same feat from around the country. [...]
Scott takes aim at long-distance university relationships during Freshers' Week, warning listeners that keeping a partner back home is a doomed venture, while Davina McCall reads out some genuinely rude text messages. [...]
Scott tracks down Ralph, an extraordinarily posh EasyJet cabin crew member whose announcement before takeoff left passengers convinced he couldn't possibly be real, leading to a brilliant conversation about code-switching and working-class supermarket beginnings. [...]
The show opens with a discussion about "X Factor guilt" — the uncomfortable feeling of laughing at struggling contestants — before pivoting to an internet oddity that's captured the team's attention: a man who spent 89 days counting to a million on webcam. [...]
Scott's attempts to speak Russian seem to be having an unexpectedly powerful effect on female listeners, while he vehemently denies rumours that he's about to appear on Strictly Come Dancing. [...]
Scott and the team wade through a selection of bizarre voicemail messages left on the Flirt Divert line, before exploring the emerging phenomenon of "X-Factor guilt" — the uncomfortable feeling of laughing at tone-deaf auditionees on the talent show. [...]
Scott and the team revisit the question of which musical instruments make people more attractive, then send Laura onto the streets to ask members of the public to guess the age of the artists behind Scott and Chris's drawings — with hilariously misjudged results. [...]
Scott and a guest explore which musical instruments make people more attractive, testing out drums, violin, cello, saxophone and bassoon to comic effect, while also reviewing celebrity charity artwork and discussing Scott's inability to whistle. [...]
Laura returns from a wedding-packed weekend with stories of grooms recycling the same internet speech at two separate ceremonies, while the team discuss The X Factor and a sweet Japanese contestant who flew to meet Simon Cowell. [...]