Category: News
Scott presents his comedic theory about why England lost the Rugby World Cup (spoiler: it involves Nelson Mandela and Denise Van Outen), investigates whether Swedish people really do urinate on fish, and introduces listeners to an AI song-writing service that proves romance doesn't require actual musical talent. [...]
A chaotic birthday special featuring Chappers and Laura's on-air celebration, complete with Laura's ultimatum for an engagement ring by 10 a.m., an uninvited Louis Walsh phoning in, and special guest Mel C attempting to navigate an awkward reunion with her longtime manager. [...]
Scott launches a brand new quiz feature called "Real Or No Real" and speaks to Phillip Schofield on the phone, while the show's special guest Mr. Methane — the performer famous for farting recognizable tunes — joins the studio. [...]
Katie Brand joins as the mystery guest with wine in hand, and Scott and Chappers attempt to become children's entertainers at a London nursery—with mixed results involving a cow costume, a magic frog, and some surprisingly critical three-year-olds. [...]
Laura's quest to become P. Diddy's personal assistant suddenly bears fruit with emails from Diddy's team, while Scott, James May and Oz Clarke attempt an early-morning wine tasting before heading off to entertain children at a nursery. [...]
McFly visit the studio to perform and attempt the hoover trick, while Mel C drops exclusive news about new Spice Girls tour dates and a brand new single called "Headlines." [...]
Scott and Chappers attempt to become children's entertainers (inspired by the Wiggles), while Yvette Fielding discusses her ITV2 ghost-hunting show and Demon Dan from the Circus of Horrors performs his infamous and deeply uncomfortable Hoover act live on air. [...]
Dani Minogue drops by as Scott's celebrity guest for the week, performing X Factor judge impressions and getting roped into the show's signature international stereotype name-calling game. [...]
Part of "Best Guest" week, with Lorraine Kelly kicking things off, followed by a blindfolded segment with two Page 3 models where Scott accidentally gropes them during a guessing game — and then gets them to sing along to "The Ladies' Bras." [...]
Kelly Brook arrives to begin her presenting duties on the relaunched Surgery feature, while Scott pursues an increasingly elaborate campaign to convince listeners to name their unborn children Spider Pig. [...]

