Category: News
Scott finally gets his moment at the World Darts Championship at Lakeside, playing a leg against Peter Crouch with Ray Stubbs commentating—and the experience is delightfully surreal. Meanwhile, listeners decode what "complicated" actually means on Facebook relationship statuses, and kids hilariously attempt to remake classic horror films. [...]
Scott, Chappers, and Laura compete to keep a Sun newspaper journalist on the phone longest while pitching increasingly outlandish celebrity scoops, and the mystery of the "Scariest Movie of All Time" deepens with hints that it might involve Scott in the nude. [...]
Scott introduces a new feature where listeners text random phrases to unsuspecting contacts in their phone book, with hilarious results — including accidentally texting Alan Carr. The show also explores the embarrassing subject of violent grandmothers, pet burial ethics, and whether bedroom webcams are genuinely innocent or cause for concern. [...]
Scott discovers an unexpected talent for darts over the Christmas break and begins fantasising about a professional darts career, complete with entrance music, a glamorous companion, and a stage name – all while debating whether he really needs to drink beer or adopt the typical darts player aesthetic. [...]
In a chaotic and hilarious special edition of the Live Lounge renamed the "Livestock Lounge," Scott is blindfolded and tasked with identifying mystery animals by kissing them—with predictably comedic results involving a turkey, a guinea pig, and a singing toy goat. [...]
Scott unveils a genuinely bizarre pointless survey asking listeners if they'd kiss a goat that looked exactly like Britney Spears but still made goat noises—and then measures Fran's chest as the "big boobie cookie lady" continues her quest for bigger breasts through Japanese supplements. [...]
Scott conducts a scientific (if chaotic) experiment to discover how many chocolate liqueurs it takes to push someone over the drink-drive limit, with willing volunteer Laura as test subject. [...]
Scott launches his own religious cult after watching a Channel 4 documentary, and the Pointless Survey of the day asks the nation what Britney Spears smells like—with hilariously specific results. [...]
Mika uncovers some unexpectedly risqué items hidden in Jo Whiley's wardrobe, Scott repeatedly denies planting photos of himself in Jo's bedroom, and the American Dial-a-Carol service gets increasingly irritable after being overwhelmed by Radio 1 listeners. [...]
Scott discovers what he believes is the ultimate phrase to silence a busy public place after hearing a woman shout it at London Gateway Services, and tests it with listeners and celebrity guest Lorraine Kelly — while also checking on Fran's progress with the F-Cup Cookie experiment. [...]