Category: News
Scott Mills and the Radio 1 team turned the day before the relationship deadline into an elaborate parody of football transfer deadline day, complete with reporters across the country, celebrity gossip updates, and real listeners trying to confirm their relationship status before 3pm—after which anyone still coupled up must stay together until January. [...]
Gino D’Acampo made Chris’s day by recording the message, “Chris, you have an excellent sausage.” [...]
Chris emptied far too much novelty spray into his mouth and immediately attempted an increasingly extreme Irish accent. [...]
Scott called a leisure centre and confirmed that its mysterious adults-only session involved lane swimming, not nudists. [...]
Liam Payne said his family’s £20 Secret Santa banned him from asking his personal assistant to buy the present. [...]
A man with a paper bag over his head burst into the Live Lounge and screamed “Only the Young” in the middle of Bingo. [...]
Jennifer Aniston followed Scott’s secret instructions so convincingly that Chris believed he had offended one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. [...]
The anonymous Only the Young supporter fulfilled his promise by shouting “Danny Howard” during the live X Factor results. [...]
John Barrowman sounded American while presenting prime-time television and unmistakably Scottish when talking to animals. [...]
Greg James arrived in swim shorts, a tiny T-shirt and a shower cap after learning from his previous day in wet underwear. [...]