Innuendo Bingo accompanies a driving test
Sophie passes her driving test at the second attempt after arranging for Radio 1 to be playing in the car. She wanted something familiar to calm her nerves but forgot that the test would coincide with Innuendo Bingo.
A clip from Only Connect begins during the manoeuvre she failed previously. Sophie concentrates on her observations while facing the examiner, who responds with an awkward shuffle rather than laughter. She completes the manoeuvre and credits Pierce Brosnan, whose music was playing around the successful test, with helping her through.
Who used the fridge?
The Jeremy Kyle Show reaches a new level with a lie-detector dispute over who defecated in a family fridge. An aunt has accused three nieces and brought them back to the studio for individual test results.
Theresa and Mary are cleared, prolonging the mystery and leaving Scott and Chris fascinated that daytime television has found a question capable of surpassing its previous relationship scandals. They follow the result as though it were a major criminal investigation.
Mariah is released
Scott discovers that his Timehop places the year’s first Christmas song on exactly the same September date as 2015. With 99 days remaining, he argues that winter is approaching and tradition must be respected; Chris hears only the premature end of summer.
A listener counts down and Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” begins. Reactions range from delight to coach passengers audibly sighing. Scott imagines Michael Bublé being thawed from his annual hibernation and sent to the gym, then declares the festive seal officially broken.
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