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19 December 2008: The mince-pie challenge met the carpet-cleaner joke

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19 December 2008: The mince-pie challenge met the carpet-cleaner joke

 

The mince pies became competitive

The festive eating challenge used deep-filled mince pies and a 30-second limit, turning a food normally eaten slowly with a hot drink into something closer to a speed event.

The public faced the carpet-cleaner question

Scott tested a joke built around asking what happens if carpet cleaner itself is spilled. The explanation about marks and cleaning products mattered less than hearing strangers try to process a question designed to sound more complicated than it was.

Christmas was not cheerful for everyone

A listener dealing with a breakup found the constant supply of love songs difficult, bringing a brief note of genuine seasonal discomfort into the show. Elsewhere unwanted-item phone calls and pets appearing in Christmas cards returned the programme to the ordinary domestic details occupying listeners in the final days before the holiday.

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