Good day, it’s another week, and the final week of the afternoon show till Breakfast. So I think you must be here to find out what happened on today’s show, so let’s get down to the nitty gritty…
Chappers is back tomorrow, he’s returning with his tail between his legs when he gets off the plane which is currently travelling on. I’m quite looking forward to his return, he’s been away so long you forget how important he is to the show!
Meanwhile Laura is on the South-East coast waiting for David Walliam’s swim for Sport Relief. Scott wants to know how close Laura and David have got, as they’ve been sharing a hotel room together. Scott wants some more hot girls in flip flops walking along a beach to pour some water over themselves for a picture for Radio 1 Online to get there before the Daily Star. Other newspapers are available. An hour later and the photographs Laura sent in received a big g’mornin’ from the team. Scott recalled an event in October where the show team were trying to guess who David Walliams would be linked with next. One guy at the time had e-mailed in saying Laura, which doesn’t seem to be far from the truth.
Record of the Week
This week’s Record of the Week reminds me of The Magic Numbers. It’s Captain, and they’ve had a bit of Radio 1 airplay before. They’re back with their new single ‘Glorious’.
The new going through people’s iPod this week is the new going through people’s phones. Imagine going through your boyfriend’s MP3s or CDs and finding Steps, Aqua, the Spice Girls and S Club. One caller said her friend/partner (we’re not sure) only had three albums, those three being by Will Young. His excuse was that it was a new iPod and he had no time for putting more music on. But when she went round round his house, he had a Will Young DVD, he had a ‘Vote Will’ t-shirt and he wants her to go to two nights to see Will Young. She reassures us that he’s not gay though. Save it for the courts…
Lloyd the Football Expert
Lloyd was back on, feeling down from the weekend. He was very upset and evencried on Saturday. Scott wanted to know how Lloyd knew about the people in his pub who were gutted, and were with him. Lloyd’s response was that Scott’s always in the pub, which is rather true. Lloyd didn’t think Rooney should have been sent off, and he thinks Scott should support Europe, as a continent, not as a particular team. More poetry, and iPod discussion. On Lloyd’s MP3 player is the podcasts, some Robbie, RHCPs and some Bee Gees. Whatever floats your boat.
It’s a puppet!
Scott saw a show called ‘Avenue Q’ in London this weekend, which is like Sesame Street for older people. He managed to snog a blue puppet backstage as well. Lucky him. He wasn’t happy with the comments on the forum that he’d “copped off” with the puppet, it was just a peck, apparently.
Lots of talk of fashion disasters today – including guys in sandals, and a petition is being made for some teachers to be allowed to wear sandals. What a no-no! Think of the children! Elsewhere Scott had a rather nice white shirt on today which many forum members were quite wanting, or wanting off, depending on whether you have the hots for him.
Flirt Divert
Today’s Flirt Diver caught a real catch called Archie who’s been to New York working with Destiny’s Child. Hadn’t they split up? He then rang back with his mobile phone number, due to the jet lag he’d forgotten. Loads of people claim they knew Archie. Some claim he’s actually an estate agent, others think he’s a life guard. By the way, 07770 756 408 if you need it for your phone.
Another guy was on at 6.15 saying he was loving the Wonder Years tonight. I’m not sure what’s up with him, he might have been Listening Again, or he was just finding tonight’s music rather good. The Wonder Years, of course, airs Friday Nights and not on a Monday night. Are you finding certain people more attractive today because of the heat? Scott certainly was, and so was John on the forum! There were also plenty of listeners (sounding rather minging) revealing they’re actually naked listening to the show, one guy was even ironing – that could be painful.
Nikki vs Scott Mills
Continuing the idea that Nikki does appear to be the new Scott Mills in female form, last night I can report Nikki got very stressed when she was unable to turn on her iPod which she was struggling to work. Merely reporting the facts, m’lord. But who is the poshest and funniest whilst drunk? Work it out for yourself with my poll and sound file. Click_here_for_the_forum_topic,_just_don’t_tell_Scott!
Final Thoughts
Quite liked today’s show, some good forum banter and it’s good to see a few comments were picked up by Scott. Tune in tomorrow for more from Scott, Laura and Chappers. Let’s hope she’s not hiring that boat out by the minute or the bill at the end will be quite pricy!


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