Tag: Innuendo Bingo
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Toby returns to Breakfast
Twelve-year-old critic Toby joins Real or No Real during half-term. He has heard Honey G's Innuendo Bingo but complains that one of the week's podcasts failed to appear, prompting Scott to promise that somebody has received a stern word.
Toby's authority now extends beyond reviewing the afternoon show. He questions the schedule, catches up on missed editions and continues speaking as though he has a permanent production role.
The Music Awards line-up grows
Scott and Chr [...]
The Wolf of Worthing appears
During Breakfast cover, Scott and Chris discover Justin from First Dates, who introduces himself as the “Wolf of Worthing”. His talk of sports cars, superyachts and occasionally wishing for a normal life makes the self-appointed title impossible to ignore.
They later call James Arthur in bed before his Live Lounge. His early-morning voice sounds far removed from the one required at midday, but he promises it will recover in time for “Say You Won't Let Go” and the pla [...]
The morning after Leeds
Scott and Chris return from the radio awards feeling fragile. Scott took a late-night pizza back to his hotel room, while Chris needed a complete care package after arriving without everything required for the morning.
The dry-cleaned suit appeared only minutes before their train, narrowly saving the evening. Their tiredness becomes an unfortunate backdrop when a caller arrives specifically to assess the quality of the programme.
Scottie T rides solo
Scottie T returns to [...]
BBC Breakfast creates peak cringe
The previous day's confrontation discussion continues with Catherine Tate's appearance on BBC Breakfast. Her hosts mistakenly associate “Yeah but, no but” with one of her characters, only to learn that the phrase belongs to Little Britain.
The apology is so prolonged that Scott struggles to hear it through. After Dino's “la la la” technique and another listener's inability to watch The Apprentice, the clip becomes the programme's strongest test of cringe toleran [...]
Proudlock and Boulle return
Oliver Proudlock and Francis Boulle visit as Made in Chelsea begins its twelfth series. Chris remembers being moved away when he tried to approach Proudlock at a nightclub appearance, while Francis's return to the programme supplies enough relationship complications for Scott's introduction.
Their three-way Innuendo Bingo with Chris begins more quietly than expected. The guests try to retain their composure until a sword-making explanation about heating metal and remo [...]
An award presentation that never arrives
Scott attends the Attitude Awards and sits beside Rebecca Ferguson, who feels unwell and asks whether he can present her award if she leaves early. He agrees before asking which award or when it will happen.
For the next hour he waits tensely for his name to be called, but no request ever comes. The ceremony ends without Rebecca's mysterious presentation, leaving Scott unsure whether the plan changed or never existed.
Romesh enters the wet area
Romesh Ran [...]
A highly visible wardrobe failure
Chris begins the programme by admitting that his trousers have split at the back. His attempt to move sideways around the glass-walled studio has merely shown the damage to everybody walking past.
The alternatives include gym shorts, working in his vest and pants, or a mysterious pair of very small red shorts found beneath Scott's desk. Listeners predictably favour the least dignified option, but Chris refuses to investigate which former guest might have left th [...]
Freshers' flu meets a blender
Chris tries to repair his fading voice after the freshers tour by buying kale, cucumber, celery, apples and limes. The blender has returned from beneath the sink, although Scott doubts that one virtuous morning will reverse the previous week.
They also remain fascinated by Britney Spears's British television appearances. Her visit to Loose Women produces a personalised mug and the question of whether its presenters really are “loose women”, extending Chris's renewed [...]
Calvin Harris finds one perfect word
Scott and Chris recover from a weekend of freshers events by catching up with The X Factor. Calvin Harris has appeared at Nicole Scherzinger's judges' house, apparently ending the exile that followed his old pineapple protest during Jedward's performance.
His expression gives little away, but his verdict on almost every singer is remarkably consistent: “fantastic”. Scott decides this is simply Calvin's screen-saver face rather than proof that he wants to leav [...]