F-Cup Cookies
Scott unveils a genuinely bizarre pointless survey asking listeners if they'd kiss a goat that looked exactly like Britney Spears but still made goat noises—and then measures Fran's chest as the "big boobie cookie lady" continues her quest for bigger breasts through Japanese supplements. [...]
Scott discovers what he believes is the ultimate phrase to silence a busy public place after hearing a woman shout it at London Gateway Services, and tests it with listeners and celebrity guest Lorraine Kelly — while also checking on Fran's progress with the F-Cup Cookie experiment. [...]
Katie Brand joins as the mystery guest with wine in hand, and Scott and Chappers attempt to become children's entertainers at a London nursery—with mixed results involving a cow costume, a magic frog, and some surprisingly critical three-year-olds. [...]
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