Ghostbusters was set at christmas wasn't it? Ghostbusters 2 definately was... theres even a bit in the montage in the middle where they're running down the street wearing Santa hats
Mozarella... is Dairylea technically a cheese as opposed to a processed cheese-flavoured foodstuff? (sorry if this sounds a bit pedantic but we need facts dammit:P)
The Dead Parrot Sketch - Monty Python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6DSoqZz_s Fork Handles - The Two Ronnies. already linked to They are the ones that spring to mind right now.
Ever TRIED looking for admin work? didn't think so. When I was looking, they wanted like Uni graduates for the most basic receptionist type jobs.... incase you hadn't noticed I was EXAGGERATING slightly in my post to make a point....
I'm gonna ignore that last line because SOME people CANT find better jobs because theyre either underskilled themselves, or because asshole employers don't give them a chance, simply based on the fact they don't have 12 degrees...