natalie deakin

i'm not a fan of stuart

<font size="1"><b>Running Order</b> 4.19 - The true meaning of Halloween 4.42 - It's me or the dog 5.12 - Stop Treating Me Like A Kid 5.31 - Stuart on the phone 6.15 - Scott on Newsround 6.21 - A lap-dancing club tunes to Radio 1...</font> <b>GOOOOD ACTUAL AFTERNOON! Another Scott Mills review to kick start the month. Hope you like reading it? Also not long to go until Celebrity Scissorhands, can’t wait. Afternoon Banter</b> Scott has a cold (man flu) but doesn’t like to talk about it. Chappers: ‘You don’t like to moan about it. You first texted me at 6:50 this morning to tell you weren’t feeling very well.’ Scott: ‘Well I wasn’t.’ Chappers didn’t get bothered by any trick or treaters last night while watching the football. Scott got a lot of trick or treaters at his house and he gave them one sweet each. He thinks Halloween isn’t Halloween anymore and thinks it’s about devil worshipping and stuff. Scott says it’s like the meaning of Christmas – it’s all about Santa and presents. He would like to see some people maybe dressed as a witch or a warlock or something a bit frightening. When Scott was on the main road to where he lives he saw two men dressed as spacemen. Also, he saw someone dressed as Mickey Mouse yesterday. Scott wants to know where the true meaning of Halloween is. His mum told him Halloween was about devil worshipping every year. Claire rang up saying ‘when she used to live in America, she went to a Halloween fancy dress party and there was a girl dressed as a lobster and a man dressed as a cow.’ Kirsty rang up saying ‘she was in Belfast the other day and there were two men dressed as a salt and pepper pot.’ <b>Causing Trouble</b> Chappers started stirring up trouble. George who does newsbeat is getting married on Saturday. On Monday night George invited Scott and Chappers for drinks after the wedding. She told Chappers she was drunk when she asked them and she didn’t mean it. So Chappers is putting 50p in the collection. But it’s all fine; Scott and Chappers are staying for drinks but not going to the disco. <b>A Man and His Dog</b> A girl called Karen e-mailed Scott about her problem: a nightmare dog. Her fiancé Stefan is absolutely obsessed with a dog that they got in January and ever since her life has gone downhill. Stefan shares the bed with the dog, she wakes up in the middle of the night and Stefan and the dog are spooning each other. Karen can be hanging off the bed in the middle of the night; she rolls over and puts the light on to find Stefan in the middle of the bed and the dog the other side. The dog likes to have on arm under Stefan and one arm over him and she licks his face and toes. They bought some expensive steaks and marinated them. Karen went into another room, she went back in the kitchen when she thought the steaks were ready and her steak was in the dog’s bowl. Stefan spends all his money on the dog. He buys her huge dog bones, cuddly toys (the dog has more cuddly toys than a 4-year-old little girl) and state of the art blankets for her bed. Karen has even thought of selling the dog many times. Chappers thinks all dogs are evil. Karen’s sister rang up to tell more of the story. Karen and Stefan have a £900 photo in one of their rooms. Because they have just moved in together they decided to have a portrait done and the man asked if they have any pets. Around the outside of the picture are 6 pictures of Karen and Stefan and in the middle one big picture of the dog. The dog got a rash on her stomach and he sent the dog a get well soon card which had to be put on the mantelpiece. When Stefan goes away he leaves messages on the blackboard that Karen has to read to the dog. One of the messages was ‘I love you I miss you and I’ll see you soon.’ The dog also tries to get it on with Stefan’s leg. <b>More Stuart</b> Stuart was on again with another of his stories involving a girl being dumped. This girl was very attractive but it turned out she was an all round bad egg. The girl was useless and she watched to much daytime TV. Stuart took her to ‘An Evening with Ronan Rivron. Ronan was talking about a ‘Ronan Rivron Sandwich’ which is 2 slices of white bread with margarine and cheese. The girl wasn’t enjoying herself at all and Stuart suspected that soon he would be dumped. She would spoil his TV viewing because she watched Neighbours in the day and Stuart watches it in the evening. The girl would text Stuart and tell him what happened so in the end he wouldn’t watch it. Stuart dumped the girl in the end. <b>Another of Scott’s Favourite TV Shows</b> Prime Suspect is Scott’s new favourite TV show and he only saw the last episode ever. On Sunday Scott went to 2 big record and video music stores. But he was too embarrassed to go in the shop. Scott asked his flatmate the comedian to go up to the counter and ask if Prime Suspect was available as a boxset on DVD. In a couple of day’s time it’s available – so now he’s got to wait. <b>Scott on Newsround</b> A lot of people this afternoon seemed to be watching Newsround while listening to Scott. Everyone spotted Scott on Newsround and he was talking about Kevin Federline. <b>Lap Dancing Club</b> A man in a lap dancing club in Cheshire text in saying ‘that there CD player is broken so there listening to radio 1. This means every time they talk, the dancing stops. So Scott and Chappers kept talking longer. I don’t know how the girls would dance to some of the songs. The lap dancing club ended up changing stations to Key 103 and there were adverts on there now.

i like the longer podcasts

<font size="1"><B>Running Order</b> 6.59 Celebrity Scissorhands 7.18 Jono talks to Scott about Celebrity Scissorhands 7.28 Stop Treating Me Like A Kid 7.39 The Six Year Old Psycho Kid 8.15 Laura's Diary Episode 8 8.45 Yummy Mummys 8.53 Bleeping Out Newsbeat 9.10 Lottery Talk 9.23 Calling Harry from McFly 9.40 Hoff Mania</FONT> <b>GOOOOOD MORNING!</b> <b>DO NOT BE ALARMED!</B> if you look at the webcam because Scott has a woman’s head in a plastic bag on the desk. The woman’s head is for Scott to practice cutting hair on for Celebrity Scissorhands. Scott: “Rubbish!” <B>More on Celebrity Scissorhands</B> The hair on the woman’s head is quite nice until Scott cuts it. Chappers wants to know if it is Scott’s new friend. Today Scott is going to cut the heads hair in a ron style. A ron is like a bob but a bit different – it’s like the classic posh spice look and it has a weird pattern at the bottom. If people have applied for any beauty treatment he wants them to get in touch. Jono off of Unofficial Mills rang in about Celebrity Scissorhands. He had a call back from Celebrity Scissorhands yesterday and they offered him calonic erigation twice. Scott didn’t really like the idea of sticking a tube up someone from his fansites ar*e. He would Jono’s hair in the style of a ron instead. Another three people got in touch with the show and said they have been offered calonic as well. <B>More News on the Phantom Pooer</B> The Phantom Pooer strikes whilst being alone and has a poo on South East Trains. He has struck 30 times since August; they have now caught him on CCTV. The Phantom Pooer is still out there at the moment they haven’t caught yet. The detective on the charge of the case describes him as exceptionally anti – social. Do not approach him he is dangerous. When George went on one of the South East Trains last night she got two copies of the free paper and sat on one of them. Sophie in Basingstoke thinks she might have snapped a picture of the Phantom Pooer on her camera phone. More news on the Phantom Pooer, he is doing the ultimate smear campaign, he does a poo and then smears it all over the seats. He has caused millions of pounds worth of damage. <B>Secret Stalker</B> Scott received an e-mail from a guy called Ben. Ben went out with a girl and they got on pretty well. She understands his slightly leftfield humour and likes a lot of the same things as him: a lot of TV, same kind of hobbies and films. At the end of the night they swapped numbers and went there separate ways. She said she would call him to meet up again. The next day Ben got a message on his voice mail from the girl’s number, the message was ‘leave her alone’, later on he got another message from the same number ‘leave her alone’. It sounds like a small child leaving the messages. Ben rung the girl back and they had a chat, he mentioned the two messages he got from her number but she brushed it off and they arranged to go out on another date. The night before the date Ben got woken up at 2:30 in the morning by his phone ringing and it’s her number. Ben answered the phone and they hung up and Ben switched his phone off. When he woke up the next morning and switched his phone on there were three messages. The first one was ‘she doesn’t want to know you’, the second one ‘you stink’ and the final message was ‘go away’. Later on that night Ben met up with the girl and explained about the messages. She told Ben she has a 6-year-old son and he doesn’t like her going out with other men. The next morning he woke up to find another message on his phone and it’s from her number and this time he said ‘you better watch out’. That boy is slightly disturbed. <B>Yummy Mummies</B> Scott somehow managed to get on the subject of ‘yummy mummy’ and he doesn’t like the phrase. But Chappers says it implies that you’ve got a child and you’re attractive. There is another phrase that begins with the letter m but he can’t use that one. People are saying along as your child isn’t a psychopath then yummy mummies are the way forward. Carl off of Leicester is 19 and is now seeing a 37-year-old, he has been seeing her for 6 months and she has 2 kids – he will never go back to seeing someone his own age. In the studio they all decided that the ultimate yummy mummy is Rachel Hunter. Rachel rang to say she’s going out with a yummy daddy – she is 23 and he is 39. Paula in Torquay is a yummy step – granny at the age of 27. Scott thinks Jo Whiley, Lorraine Kelly, Zoe Ball, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jamelia, Madonna, Melinda Messenger and Jules (married to Jamie Oliver) are all yummy mummies. Chappers said yes to all of them apart from Madonna. <B>Laura’s Diary</B> Today on Laura’s Diary we found out ‘Ben said Charlotte again in his sleep last night. Laura can’t say anything because if she does he might say let’s end it now. Maybe Charlotte has been flirting with Ben, maybe she secretly fancies Ben. Laura thinks Charlotte has poisoned Ben’s mind and has carved ‘she is evil’ into the page. Laura also wrote a poem in her diary: sometimes I feel we’re so far apart, but you are always in my heart, you are always on my mind, I know you find the words are hard to find, and I never felt like this before, and I’ve never felt so sure, I worry and panic that I’m not right, I think of you when I’m alone at night, are there others you much prefer, whose advances I should deter, knowing exactly what they say, tempting you while the cats away, I know I’d be stupid not to give this ago, but it’s just so hard when you say there’s no tomorrow, why did you say the name of that heartlet, do you hold hidden love of charlotte, I do believe in what will be will be, and maybe we may split, when you could go to uni, but not before I have tried all I can, I am your lady, and you’re my man. Tomorrow the penultimate of Laura’s Diary. <B>Bleeping Bleep</B> Yesterday Scott discovered that you can put bleeps in just about anything and make it sound ruder than what it is. It all came about when yesterday Scott wanted to play the florist call that Laura had done. In the call they had put some erotic fiction so they couldn’t play the call on air. Chappers tried to put bleeps in the call to cover up some words and it sounded even worse. Today Scott had a go at doing more bleeping out, this time on George’s news from yesterday. It’s a completely innocent report until the bleeps were added and it now sounds quite rude. <B>Another TV Appearance</B> Tonight Scott is going on The National Lottery to press the button and say ‘good luck everybody, it could be you’. Scott thinks they must tell him the numbers beforehand. He could text Chappers the numbers and they he could buy the ticket. But Scott’s plan has been ruined because the ticket machines close at 7:30pm. <B>Hoff Mania</B> Hoff Mania (the quiz from hell) is still going – I’m quite surprised. He is still speaking French. Again they all had to guess what The Hoff did last night: he went to bingo in Upper Pubbleton. Today you had to identify the mystery voice. The Hoff: ‘Calls cost 6 billion pounds per minute.’ Today the prize was a copy of his autobiography Making Waves. Laura thought The Hoff sounded a bit like Yogi Bear. Rob off of Peterborough rang in thinking he was going to speak to Annie Mac. The next caller Lee off of Bath thought he was guessing yesterday’s voice – which was a man. Holly was the last caller and guessed Lily Allen and she was right. Tomorrow is the penultimate of The Hoff. <B>Myspace</B> Earlier this week they said that Michaela Strachan has a special talent – she can sneeze with her eyes open. When Scott checked his Myspace page he had a message from Michaela Strachan. The message read ‘I heard you talking about me today, thank you Mr Mills. You better go out and buy yourself a mirror honey’. Scott wasn’t too harsh to her about her special talent. He sent a message back saying ‘you know I love you really’. She sent one back saying ‘hum’. In the end Chappers to send one back saying ‘what you on about freak’.<BR><BR>

trouble

i am a fan of alex zane who is presenting it but i don't like most of the celebrities in it

i would buy but i normally have nearly every song off the album so i stopped buying them 4 years ago

i don't think i would watch it if scott wasn't on it

can't wait to watch - i don't like most of the celebrities

<b>GOOOD ACTUAL MORNING! I was up early to listen to Scott Mills. So if you only get half a review you know I’ve fallen asleep.</b> <b>Morning Banter</b> Scott is chuffed today because he managed to do something quite complicated on a computer yesterday. People started mocking Scott about the computer thing before the show had even started properly. Scott does find it hard to work any kind of appliance. Yesterday he found out his phone has a fault on it, which means it takes up to 2 minutes to send a text message. Scott was told he had to download the ‘Nokia PC Suite’ first. He had to load the disc onto his computer and it took him three hours. Then Scott had to work out which of the two cables was the USB cable from the laptop to the phone. Now his phone sends text messages as quick as anything. Chappers did call Scott ‘grandad’. <I>Chappers: ‘Brilliant’. Scott:’ Don’t just say brilliant that to me is like a massive accomplishment. That to me is like inventing the telephone’. Chappers: ‘What do you want me to do come round and give you a hug?’ Scott: ‘Come on then’</i> Chappers give Scott a hug and said well done. <b>Myspace</b> Scott has a point to make about myspace. He is being bullied at the moment on Myspace. Scott doesn’t go on there very often and the last time he went on was a month ago. Scott went on yesterday and there were loads of people on there saying ‘you’ve only got 2000 friends, loser!’ A lot of people are still calling him loser. Yesterday Scott added lots of friends as a protest and now has 3000 friends. Scott says Myspace is for putting a new band on or perving. Chappers added: ‘or promoting the Dave World Tour’. Chappers pointed out that he has 16,000 friends. <b>Peter and Jordan E-mail</b> Peter and Jordan sang ‘A Whole New World’ off of Aladdin at their wedding. There’s a recording of it going around at the moment. Scott was sent the e-mail 10 times over the last 24 hours. The song is fine when Peter sings his part but when Jordan sings it’s absolutely terrible. Scott said it is amazing but I think he’s is being a bit sarcastic. Chappers thinks Jordan sounds quite angry when she sings. Peter and Jordan also performed the song on last years Children in Need. Some urgent news came in at the end of the show about Peter and Jordan singing. Their management got in touch with the show to put the record straight. It isn’t Peter and Jordan singing, it sounds like them but it isn’t them. <b>The Great American Phone Book</b> These two calls were made at 6a.m. this morning. The first person Scott called is named ‘Randy Balls’. The second person he called is ‘Willy Muff’ – it took along while for him to say his full name. Georgina who reads the news has worked at Radio 1 for about 8 years. Scott has never seen George laugh so much as she does when he does The Great American Phone Book. <b>Laura’s Diary</b> Today Mary is wearing the blue pyjamas that likes. The latest Ben was being quite restless in bed last night. Laura thought he was having a bad dream but then she’s sure she heard him say Charlotte. First the mix tape from yesterday’s Laura’s Diary and then this. Ben kind of groaned it so she may not have heard him properly. She didn’t say anything about it because she didn’t want to start an argument. The only Charlotte they knew was Callum’s girlfriend. Laura doesn’t want to lose Ben; she thinks she is being paranoid. Everyway Laura thinks about the situation it ends up with her being alone. She can’t win, and she’s never good enough. A bit of a sad ending for today’s Laura’s Diary today. <B>Wearing The Same Clothes</B> Laura wasn’t in a good mood at all yesterday because someone is stealing her style. She’s been out to but some new clothes. This person recently has been wearing the exact same clothes as Laura – I think it might be George. Scott is the same and doesn’t like men wearing the exact same clothes as him. Chappers wouldn’t be bothered if someone wore the same shirt as him. He would be bothered though if he wore the same shirt as Joel. <B>The Florist Game</B> What will the florist or won’t the florist put on the card. Is there anything they won’t put when they send the message with the flowers? Laura rang up the florist today and the message is ‘this is a robbery; nobody will be hurt if you follow my instructions. Put £20,000 in unmarked notes in an unmarked bag. A man wearing a yellow jacket will come in to the bank at 4 o’clock. Give the bag to him do not tell anyone, thanks’. They did ring the woman back and told her it wasn’t a stick up and told her not to send the flowers. The florist was ready for sending the flowers to the bank. Scott went on record and said ‘please do not try and rob a bank sending flowers in a yellow jacket today at 4 o’clock.’ At least when Scott is up in court, he will be able to play the tape as evidence of himself saying ‘no to do it’. <B>Loaded Lafta Award News</B> Chris Moyles claimed he’s holding Scott Loaded award from last year to ransom until he gets his award from this year. A couple of weeks ago Scott went to the awards and collected Chris’ award on his behalf. When Scott got back to Radio1 he discovered the award was broken and it belonged to Charlotte Church. The award got nicked, Scott sent an e-mail round saying he is going to get security to look at the CCTV. Now the award has returned – it is still broken and they don’t know where Chris’ award is. <B>Hoff Mania</B> Hoff Mania is still running for the third day. Chappers said he would hit The Hoff because he is being mean to him. Last night The Hoff got married and had it annulled this morning. They had to guess the voice today and it was Robbie Williams. Jono's back with a review tomorrow.<br>

i would let him do a manicure but i'm not sure about my hair

i think it's really funny

Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancing

<B>Alright Treacle?! Hope you’ve all had a good day? </B> Today it’s Laura and Chappers birthday. Scott isn’t into going on about birthdays. At this point normally the DJ would shower the team with gifts and sort out loads of A or Z list celebrities to leave a phone message or appear in the studio in person. Scott didn’t do that this year for Chappers because when Chappers used to work on Breakfast with Sara Cox she asked Chappers ‘who would you most like to walk in now on your birthday to present you with a cake’. Chappers said ‘Beyonce’ and in walked Holly Valance carrying a cake and a face like a slapped ar*e. Scott hasn’t bought Chappers a present because two Christmases ago he bought him a bottle of champagne and it’s still under his desk. Last Christmas Scott and Chappers agreed that they wouldn’t buy each other presents. Scott bought Laura a nice card where you could hear Cliff Richards sing ‘Happy Birthday’. He bought her a wine chiller: it chills wine in 3 minutes, cans in 1 minute and champagne in 6 minutes. <B>More Talk about Lemar Competition</B> Since the mention yesterday the competition has really heated up. The look-alike gallery is a lot fuller. You can win tickets to see Lemar at Maida Vale if you look like Lemar. They still haven’t put Chappers picture up. <B>More Birthday Talk</B> Scott was thinking that it’s Laura and Chappers birthday and a lot of the listener’s birthday as well – that there is a lot of it about today and around this time. One of the ones who doesn’t speak pointed out it’s a lot to do with Christmas. Somehow Scott got on to the subject of where people were conceived. He thinks it’s because there is nothing else to do. Scott asked Chappers if he knew where he was conceived. Chappers didn’t like the subject at all. He asked Scott if he knew where he was conceived and Scott changed the subject. Loads of people text in saying exactly when and where they were conceived – Scott thought it was wrong. A girl called Claire rang up saying she was conceived on or at Thistral Beach in Cornwall. Her parents wanted to call her Thistral, Scott said they could have called her Sandy. Phil rang up saying he was conceived under a table at a party. Chappers was going to ring Scott’s mum to find out where Scott was conceived but told him not to. Scott phoned some poor kid on the way home from school at the moment. Because they were talking about where people were conceived the boys mum decided to tell him where he was conceived. The boy was conceived on the antique rocking chair that is now in his bedroom. Another girl rang up and her mum told her she was conceived on the hallway floor of her Nan’s house and it was the first time her mum slept with her dad. <B>More of Scott’s puzzling Thoughts</B> Because winter is coming now Scott wants to know is girls do less maintenance and are girls secretly pleased that summer is over because they don’t have to shave as much. So Scott decided to ask Laura if she shaves less in the winter – she wanted to know where on the body he meant – he said generally, Chappers said legs. Laura said she still shaves her arms but not her legs as much. Donna off of Glasgow text and said: ‘come March she’ll be able to braid her legs. In winter she has legs like a coyote and her downstairs area looks like Jeremy Clarkson’s head. Chappers wants girls to stop texting what they do and don’t shave. <B>Reuniting Friends</B> Yesterday they did a game where someone tells Scott about two of their friends who have had a bit of a barny. Scott tries to get the two friends talking again. They ring the two friends up and put the calls together, so they both think that the other one has called them – just to make them talk. Stacey e-mailed in about her two friends Jeff and jess who used to go to university together a while back but they’ve recently fallen out over something stupid. Scott called them to try and get them back on speaking terms again. They weren’t on the phone long and I don’t really think it worked. Scott has a new idea called ‘Celebrity Getting Friends Together’. He did have a reason for the game: ‘when you’re a celebrity it’s a sad; lonely life generally, you don’t know who to trust and the only friends you can have generally are other famous people because they understand the situation you’re in. Scott does agree. Chappers asked Scott some questions but he’ll leave it for his therapist. Back to the game, Scott calls two celebrities, puts the two calls together even though they don‘t know each other, but they can make a new friend. The first one is Jon Culshaw and matt Willis – the call didn’t work. <B>Snakes on a Train</B> Paul Fisher off of Doncaster really wants a copy of Snakes on a Train - the film Scott saw by accident. Scott thought he was buying Snakes on a Plane. There’s a copy of Snakes on a Train on e-bay selling for double figures. Some of the listeners have seen the film. One reviewer gave the film 1 out of 10, Scott said he would give it a 9. <B>The Honesty Game Returns</B> The first caller wants to know ‘where they have put Chris Moyles’ award. Scott was given Charlotte Church’s award by mistake so Chris’ award is probably still at the Loaded office. They hid Charlotte Church’s award in the studio and someone nicked it – they don’t know who took it. Jenny off of Birmingham wants to know if Laura would look at a woman as well as a man. Laura is really happy with James at the moment and hasn’t yet looked at a woman but she wouldn’t rule it out. Ross wants to know if Scott has taken a picture of his wanger. Scott did get asked once but he didn’t but he nearly did. Chappers asked Scott if he took the picture but not send it – Scott’s answer is yes. Alistair off of Dorset wants to know if Chappers has had naughty thoughts about Laura. He’s never had naughty thoughts about Laura – she’s like an annoying older sister to him. Lee off of Plymouth wants to know if Scott earns a lot more than the one who doesn’t speak – yes Scott does.

nice picture

chris moyles's show or scott's show or maybe chappers and dave

he would make a good prime minister

i think chris moyles come up with the idea

My review is coming soon.

i would love to see scott in hoff the musical but i still don't think i would buy the single even if he begged

i do like the song but i wouldn't buy it

i don't think i'll buy it

if Scott does something wrong Chappers does seem to take the mick and keeps on about it for ages

<b>Alright Treacle?! It’s Only Bley Wednesday – nearly the weekend.</b> <I>Scott: ‘Hello Chopper’ Chopper: ‘How you doin?’ Scott: ‘What’s the first thing you noticed about me today?’</i> Chappers had a few guesses as to what it might be. First he said Scott was looking quite flush – because he was looking a bit red at the moment – think it was meant to be brown. Next he thought Scott had dyed his hair browner. After Chappers’ guesses, Scott gave a little hint by saying ‘you were thinking all along – isn’t your hair looking straight. Scott has had his hair chemically relaxed – Chappers didn’t have a clue what Scott was on about. So Scott had to do a bit of explaining ‘they put stuff on his hair and it makes your hair really straight’ – it was last between two to three months. Chappers thought chemically relaxed was a posh way of saying ‘you’ve had your hair washed’. Scott’s reason for having his hair relaxed was because it goes really curly and he hates it – it’s like an afro. He had to sit under a big hair dryer like old ladies do. After the hair discussion Scott and Chappers decided to have a little argument – including about tanning. <center><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40495000/jpg/_40495407_203b_rove_ap.jpg"></center> <b>The Great American Phone Book</b> Scott says it a good job they never do the game live – Chappers did agree on this. Chappers thinks word might have got around America that if you have a rude name not to answer the phone because it’s proving hard to hold of anybody. Scott thinks the game needs a snappier title. Chappers rang up one person – there was a man called ‘Ben D. Wanger’. The next man was called ‘Harry Minge’. The game this afternoon proved to be quite hazardous because someone dropped a pan of hot boiling water, another person fell off a ladder, some nearly crashed their cars and some literally wet themselves. Scott doesn’t know if they’ll ever be able to top that last name. <b>Just a Text from Heaven – Pet Special</b> Craig rang up Scott because he wanted to be on the pet special next week. He’s trying to contact his pet goldfish from beyond the grave – the fish is from his childhood. The fish is called Goldie and it passed away nearly ten years ago. Craig wanted to know if his fish was a Celtic or Rangers supporter. Craig would like if his fish had of been a Celtic supporter. Chappers got an idea from all of this that could make them a bit of money if they tried it. They could collect all the missing pet posters – get the medium to tell them where the pets are and then they collect the reward. <center><img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1495049_hasselhof150.jpg"></center> <b>Special Guest</b> On Friday’s show there will be a special guest coming in. Scott thinks it will be a massive shock to everyone. The special guest is David Hasselhoff – Scott is very excited. Tonight Scott is going to actually get to meet The Hoff because Scott’s going to get the crowd whooped up at the UK premiere of Click at Leicester Square. Scott will be announcing the stars as they arrive. If anyone wants to see the UK premiere of Click and maybe catch a glimpse of Scott on it – it’s on at 1:40pm on ITV on Saturday. <center><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/sites/weird/images/sleepwalking200.jpg" border="1"></center> <b>Sleepwalking</b> Scott received a text from someone and called them back. Lee had his mate over to stay last night. His mate disappeared from his bed at three in the morning – Lee woke up to find his mate had been sleepwalking. His mate sleepwalked out of the first floor window, through the conservatory roof and onto the couch and he didn’t wake up once. All he ended up with was one or two bruises. The last time he did a bit of sleepwalking – he was in the living room, he mistook the kitchen door for the bathroom door and weed in Lee’s mums handbag. Scott returns at 4pm tomorrow, with his special guest - The Hoff.

it's a load of rubbish